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[blossxmk]

𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓼𝓼𝓸𝓶 𝓴𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓸𝓿𝓪 as 𝓅𝑜𝓁𝒾𝒸𝑒 at the sigma’s halloween party

[captainpissoffkenway]

My mom nonchalantly told me yesterday that she sent me a box but I was confused because she usually only sends me a box once a month (for holidays and Valentine's day already passed soo...) and I get it today AND THERE ARE TWO BOXES OF THIN MINTS IN THERE AND A SUNDAY COMICS AND A CARD FROM MY MOM

MY MOM IS AMAZING I LVOE HER SO MUCH

[adelepenguin]

mom: why don't you want to go to that new year's party? what if you end up getting a naval academy boyfriend? i'll feel more at ease if you got a naval academy bf because i'll know that you won't hang out with him all the time since you're at different campuses

[holdontothisslullaby]

OMG I AM NOT CUTTING THESE COUPONS THIS TIME

and the printer is still printing

we are going to be out of ink here.. sooon