I js came back from my best friends bday party and while we were on the dance floor her boy thang was there but he was just standing and multiple times she was like “cmon dance w meee” and he literally just stared at her like omg I love my friends (i’m saying friends cuz my other friend and her bf were there and the same thing happened to her) and they really don’t center our conversations and their lives around their boyfriends… but I feel like—okay don’t get me wrong, the girls who revolve everything around their boyfriends who are also lame, that’s worse—but like maybe it’s bc these boys don’t know yet (but they should) except the beautiful stunning amazing smart girl out there on the dance floor and you just on the side standing there like you’re all tough guy like NOOOOO please do better cuz y’all r failing and I get girls like loser boyfriends but it only works when they are DEVOTED LOSERS does that make sense anyways no you will never catch me with a man that doesn’t dance w me on my birthday or gets me flowers and doesn’t replace the plastic with the barcode still on (????) with paper and if you do—please, slap me













