#monkey butler

[painfully-painful-pain]

The Sims 1 Console: different renders

[wantdontwant]

don’t want

[wet-goop]

[nerdcorp]

Oh, it’s our Butler.

[labillustration]

Inktober 29: Flying monkey Butler - a request from a friend! (the request was just for a monkey butler)

[stupendiferous]

Me: Cavendish, would you please bring the car 'round? I wish to go into town.

Cavendish: [Shrieks and smears feces on the walls]

Me: This monkey butler isn't nearly as hilarious as I thought it would be.

[nothing-mundane]

We'll Live Like Kings

We’ll Live Like Kings

If there is one thing that more than three decades of life has made indisputably clear for me, it’s this:  I don’t want to have to get up.  And since I haven’t yet mastered Homer Simpson’s move…

the only rational conclusion is that some sort of ambulatory assistant is essential.  However, as previously established, I don’t trust…

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[shortyfireburnin-blog]

Unrealistic Expectations

I hate how tv gave me unrealistic expectations of life.  Like how the Simpsons made me think I’d have a monkey butler.