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The local youths have started loitering near my house. I called the cops but they said they can't legally make the kids let me join.

#youth #police #loitering #text post

Me: I wonder why people stopped inviting me to their weddings. [two weeks from now] Also me: Congrats on surrendering your personal liberty to a social construct with a 50% failure rate. I see you're registered at Pottery Barn.

#wedding #marriage #text post #pottery barn

On the off chance North Korea wins the coming nuclear war I've been reading up on what state approved haircut would look best on me.

#north korea #nuclear war #haircut #text post

What if - HEAR ME OUT - what of Dennis Rodman is the only thing standing between us and nuclear war right now?

#dennis rodman #north korea #nuclear #nuclear war #text post #what if

tamhonksss

You gotta hand it to Amy Schumer: it's pretty funny to steal jokes and plagiarize ideas , but amidst denying it, still call your movie "Snatched".

She’s got another movie coming out??

stupendiferous

Yep, out in theatres on the 12th. Goldie Hawn is in it.

Once, I was in bed and realized the light was still on. I had a Nerf gun on my night table, and after missing the light switch with the 3rd and final dart, I slept for the entire night with the light on. And that's the story I interrupt people with when they try to tell me how "easy" it is to recycle.

#nerf #nerfthis #nerfgun #text post #lazy asshole

Around 8:30am I was waiting to buy my coffee, and I chuckled when I saw a young dude with Coke slush in front of me. He glared at me like "Who do you think you are?" and I looked back as if to say "Your future. Now drink-up your breakfast, Billy".

#fat people #fatty #breakfast #coffee #text post

Speed dating would be way better if everyone was on speed.

#drugs #speed #dating #text post #speed dating

Some dudes at the gym walk around like they're holding an invisible yoga ball in front of them at waist-height. I'd love to go up to one and say "Are you through using that yoga ball?" and mime taking it away because I like waking up in exciting new places!

#gymlife #fitness #fitfam #swole

We should start calling oysters "pistachios of the sea"

#pistachios #oysters

Haven't felt up to posting anything in a while. Been feeling rather low for a while. I guess I'm not one of those people who can turn their depression into something creative.

lyannas

I feel like every major has a “mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell” like a sentence or piece of info you hear over and over and is embedded in your brain. im curious so tag this w your major/field of study and what that thing is

stupendiferous

Thermodynamics.

Zeroeth law: bodies in an isolated system will always seek equilibrium.

1st law: energy can neither be created or destroyed.

2nd law: the entropy in an isolated system will either remain the same or increase.

#mechanical engineering #thermodynamics #physics