#monocheshaa

[slowspinningredemption]

psst could you give me a rundown of the russian alphabet's pronounciations to english please ;w;

there are multiple places online that will probably do this far better than I can lmao but the way I understand it...

А а -- long a sound, like car or fatherБ б -- as in English b, like bat or boxВ в -- as in English v, like van or voiceГ г -- as in the hard English g, like go or goal (no soft g in Russian!)Д д -- as in the English d, like dog or dayЕ е -- ye, as in yet (sometimes just e, like in exit)Ё ё -- yo, as in yonder or yoreЖ ж -- the same sound as the s in pleasure or the g in beige (often Anglicized as zh)З з -- as in English z, like zooИ и -- long i sound, as in meet or seeЙ й -- short i sound, as in boyК к -- as in English k or hard c, as in kitten or catЛ л -- as in English l, like like or lightМ м -- as in English m, like man or motherН н -- as in English n, like no or noteО о -- o sound, like in not or bore (when unstressed, like a above)П п -- as in English p, like pot or petР р -- r, like run or rock, but rolledС с -- as in English s, like sun or soundТ т -- as in English t, like tap or tableУ у -- oo, like boot or moonФ ф -- as in English f, like fun or foodХ х -- like the h in hello, or the ch in loch or BachЦ ц -- ts, like bits or boots (or tsar, which is a word you’ve likely come across)Ч ч -- ch, like chips or chatШ ш -- sh, like shut or shortЩ щ -- shch or shsh, like Krushchev or fresh cheeseЪ ъ -- not pronounced; signals that the letter before is hardЫ ы -- short i (but different to the other one), like bill or illЬ ь -- not pronounced; signals that the letter before is softЭ э -- eh, like pet or endЮ ю -- you, like university or unitЯ я -- ya, like yard

that’s basically it! hard and soft pronunciations will come as you learn the language; don’t worry too much about them now. this will enable you to read Russian names and places, though, so you have that! some examples for you to try:

Александр, Надежда, Борис, Татьяна, Анастасия, Зинаида, Владимир,Ксения, Михаил, and my own name, Лаврентий!

pretty sexy alphabet if I say so myself.

[twobellsilence]

YOU'RE A GOTDAM K I N G

[phandomphightclub]

Round 4 Match 4: @heyheyitsstillgay vs. @monocheshaa

After the feathers (and Planetgalactica herself) were removed from the ring by Grimgrinningghoul and the rest of the cleanup team, the last match of the evening was set to start.

“The last one?  Already?”  Danny asked.  He guessed it made sense; there were only two more rounds after this.  Most of the phighters had been eliminated already, so there wouldn’t be as many matches.  On the plus side, he’d get home in time to get a full five hours of sleep.  On the minus side, he’d actually enjoyed hanging out with the ghosts in a way that didn’t involve him getting beat up.

He glanced over to Skulker, who was sitting near the front – and realized he’d brought Ember and Technus with him, too.  Ember flipped him off when she noticed him staring.  Technus just waved cheerily.

“O-kaaaaay…”  Maybe it was nice that they weren’t trying to kill him – well, finish killing him – but it was also just weird.

But Tali picked up the mic, stopping him from pondering that further.

“Alright frootloops, get ready for a match that’s sure to be interesting!  It’s the Danno-wielding Heyheyitsstillgay (AKA Anri) vs. the top-class Navy Seal, Monocheshaa! PHIGHT!”

Monocheshaa pointed his finger gun, using his other hand to stabilize it.  This was going to be a big one, then.

“Nice try, Mono– AGH!”  Anri gasped and staggered back as their shoulder took the invisible blow.  They covered the wound with their other hand, but Danny didn’t know why – no ectoplasm was leaking out of it.  In fact, the only thing coming from the wound was…

“Oh no,” he breathed.

Anri grinned, then let out a bone-chilling laugh.  “You think your lousy finger guns can defeat me?  Look at me, Monocheshaa.  I haven’t had a single ectoplasmic organ in this body since 2006.  The only thing powering this form… is…”

They removed their hand again, releasing a trickle of glitched pixels.  Monocheshaa cursed.

“Bad meme edits.”

With that pronouncement, the memes flooded from Anri’s shoulder.  New memes, old memes, cursed memes – some memes Danny couldn’t even recognize.  Thanos snap memes.  “Had to do it to ‘em” memes.  Even as far back as Grumpy Cat memes.

Monocheshaa kept his cool, trying his best to shoot the memes down as quickly as they appeared, but it quickly became futile.  Bad Luck Brian and Galaxy Brain and Same Hat all combined to overpower him.

“Wow.”  Danny blinked.  “That was…”

“Frickin’ AMAZING,” Tali finished for him.  He’d been about to say “mildly terrifying,” but sure, amazing worked too.

Anri sucked her memes back into her flesh prison before bowing to the applauding crowd.

Tali dooted her kazoo.  “Monocheshaa is unable to battle!  Heyheyitsstillgay wins!”

Danny was about to sneak away before Skulker, Technus, and Ember could find him, but Tali caught him by the shoulder.

“Wait, I almost forgot.  The other mods and I are putting on a special match tomorrow night, would you want to come watch?”  She asked.  Come to think of it, Danny had never seen Tali fight, even when Birch Tree Fartman had been attacking.  Weird, now that he thought about it.

“Yeah, sure,” he replied, intrigued.  “But right now I better go before–”

“Hey, dipstick!”  Ember called.

“Oh great.”  He groaned.  The trio flew up to him, all looking too mischevious for their own good.

“Don’t worry, we’re not here to threaten to take over your world this time,” Technus said.

“We just thought we’d watch you squirm for a bit.”  Ember smirked.  “But hey, if you ever want a go in the ring, I’d love to kick your butt for an audience!”

“Oh yeah?  Says the one who’s gotten their butt kicked every time they try,” he couldn’t help retorting.

“Hey, save it for the next tournament,” Tali said, frowning at the lot of them.  “If you’re looking for unauthorized phights, the parking lot’s the place for that.  Otherwise it’s gonna be a while before we host sign-ups again.”

“Well I for one look forward to it.”  Skulker grinned.

“See ya on the other side, ghostchild!”  Technus laughed.  Ember flipped him off one last time before the trio flew away.

Danny shook his head.  There must be something in the ectoplasm in this part of the ghost zone.  

But as long as everyone kept the strange truce here, he’d roll with it.

Round 4 is now over!  The Mod Phight is being written by @reallydumbdannyphantomaus and will be up at a point in the near future.  In the meantime, get ready for the semifinals coming up next!

[phandomphightclub]

Round 3 Match 8: @majalisconvallaria vs. @monocheshaa

The next match was a bit delayed, due to the time it took to drain the swamp from the arena.  Mostlikelynothuman, Five-Rivers, Asandygraves, Dannyphantomisameme, Dan-Phantom-0, and That-g3-obsessive worked together a speed only made possible by their ghostly abilities.  Sam wasn’t sure where all that swampwater ended up, but hoped that the ghost zone had some kind of waste treatment plant.  Or else an actual swamp where that much would be wanted.

Grimgrinninghoul was just placing the last few floating air fresheners around the stadium when Tali appeared again to announce the next match.

“Match Eight!  Which isn’t the last match, for those of you who are counting!  Anyway, for this match we’ve got some real great phighters, so give it up for our first one!  Her clothes may be inverted, but her fighting skills aren’t: it’s Majalisconvallaria!”

A ghost in a color-inverted version of Danny’s street clothes flew into the ring to the cheers of the audience.

“They’ve really got a thing for you here, don’t they?”  Sam commented.

“More like an obsession.  I found out there’s even a cartoon.”

Sam couldn't’t tell if he was amused or annoyed by that.  Probably because it was a mix of both.  Danny had always had a fascination with popularity, but didn’t know how to deal with it in the real world.

“And her opponent, a ghost who’s big, bad, and beautiful: Monocheshaa!”

A giant ghost glided into the ring.  He would have been one of the most intimidating ghosts Sam had seen - if it weren’t for the tutu that he was wearing.

Tucker snorted, his cheeks puffing out, but contained his laughter.  Sam was just surprised there was a tutu big enough to fit him.

“PHIGHT!”

Majalis flew forward, flashing her laser pointer in an effort to blind Monocheshaa.  Unfortunately for her, his dark sunglasses were functional as well as fashionable, and they blocked the attack.

Monocheshaa twirled, the tutu flaring out around his waist, and gracefully leapt towards Majalis.  Darting to the side, Majalis attempted the move that had saved her in the last round: yeeting the laser pointer at Monocheshaa’s head.  It connected, dislodging his shades - but without the laser pointer, Majalis had no way to take advantage of that.

Now unarmed, Majalis was a full mercy of Monocheshaa’s ballet moves.  He leapt, twirled, and kicked his way around the ring, stunning Majalis with his blows as much as with the grace of his performance.  Unable to withstand the dance, Majalis eventually collapsed.

“This is so sad,” Tucker said.  “Alexa play Despacito.”

Tali hummed out the tune of the song on her kazoo.

“Majalisconvallaria is unable to battle!  Monocheshaa wins!”

[phandomphightclub]

Round 2 Match 14: @monocheshaa vs. @five-rivers

“And just what exactly do you think you’re doing here, misters?”  A familiar voice called to Danny and Tucker.  Tucker blinked in surprise at the last ghost he expected to see at a Phight Club.

“Poindexter?”  Danny asked.  “What, did you not get your butt kicked enough as a human, you decided to come get it kicked here too?”

Poindexter scowled.  “Very funny, halfa.  I was just checking to see if this new eating establishment served egg creams.  It doesn’t, but apparently it does serve bullies.”

“Oh come on, you’re a ghost!  You know it’s just ghost culture to fight other ghosts.  There’s no bullies here.”

“Except maybe Bug,” Tucker muttered.  

“See!  The other nerd sees it.”  Poindexter crossed his arms.

“Hey, I prefer the label techno-geek.”  

Danny rolled his eyes at both of them.  “Look, just watch the Phight and you’ll see, Poindexter.  Everyone entered by their own free will.”

At that moment Tali returned from a discussion with Vic.  “Hey guys, what’s - oh.”  She blinked. “Poindexter?  We didn’t send you a VIP invite.”

“Well I wouldn’t expect you to,” he replied snidely.  “Are you the ringleader of this bullying zone?”

“I wouldn’t call it that, but I do own the Denny’s.  Are you one of those ‘can I speak to your manager’ type of people?  Because I really don’t have time for that.  The next match is supposed to start.”

“You don’t have time?”  He scoffed.  “I don’t have time for bullies who think they can-”

Tali sighed.  “I’m gonna have to call security, aren’t I.”

“Already here,” Vic said, appearing behind her.  “Come on Poindexter, let’s go get you that egg cream.”

“I don’t want an egg cream, I want-!”

Vic carried him out by wrapping her arms under his armpits, while he kicked and ranted all the way.

Tali cleared her throat.  “Well.  At least it wasn’t Walker this time.  Anyway!  Match 14!”

Two ghosts entered the ring, one towering above the other.  Even Tucker, who had seen his fair share of ghosts, was nervous about that big one.

“From the Observant’s Keep, a phighter who’s graduated top of his class in the Navy Seals, been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I has over 300 confirmed kills:  Monocheshaa!”

The big ghost raised his fists in the air as the crowd nervously cheered.

“And from the Carnivorous Outskirts, the embodiment of hope themself: Five-Rivers!”

Five-Rivers shakily raised her bucket.

“What’s that for, so they can kick the bucket before Monocheshaa makes them?”  Tucker whispered.

“I think it has hope in it, actually,” Danny said.  Tucker whistled.

“They’re gonna need it.”

“PHIGHT!”

Monocheshaa started out with a shot of his finger guns.  Tucker didn’t see a projectile, but something made a sound as it struck Five-Rivers’ bucket.  At first Tucker thought they’d successfully blocked it, but then he noticed the shimmery liquid leaking from it.

“My… my hope…!”  Five-Rivers knelt, frantically trying to patch the bucket with duct tape.

“Sorry, Five-Rivers,” Monocheshaa said in a low voice.  “I think I know a place in the Observant’s Keep where you can get more.”

“Yeah… yeah, okay.”  They sniffed, hugging the bucket close, and Monocheshaa helped them to their feet.

Tucker blinked.  “What kind of fight was that?”

“Trust me, you really don’t want to see Monocheshaa go all out,” Tali said before blowing the kazoo.  “Five-Rivers is unable to battle! Monocheshaa wins!”

[phandomphightclub]

Welcome to the Phight, @monocheshaa.

[aicosu]

41 for the fic writing asks!

41) What’s you favourite minor character you’ve written? 

Dopheld Mitaka. So much that I wrote two oneshots from his perspective. I also enjoy writing EVERYONE in Voltron. Even though Im writing a lotura fic, I cant help but write a little of everyone. The ensemble is just so strong in that show. 

[transformersmistakes]

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