#monologues

[temeraire]

my brain being low-grade evil and then my body goes yeah ill get in on that. random muscle twitches every day of the week. just for fun. just to spice things up a bit

[temeraire]

the unbeatable rush of sending a parcel

[temeraire]

something i miss about working at a pet store is that if there was a cute dog then we had treats behind the counter to give them. but if theres a cute child in a gift/craft shop you can't do that. you can't keep a jar of cheese crackers behind the counter to hand out to nice children. they won't let you do that

[noirinvestigations-official]

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Being back in business for only a day after a months-long hiatus is like a breath of icy winter air. Bracing. Refreshing. Stings the lungs and nose slightly, and makes everything taste just a little bit more like blood and iron. Felt like I was coming home to roost.

Speaking of roost, it's good to know that Morgans and EmTea remembered me. Flyboy was as uptight as usual, and the kid still has a knack for nose-to-the-ground journalism, even if it seems to Morgans like all she does is chase puff pieces. She's got an eye for the good stuff, good instinct, sharp as a tack. They pointed me in some interesting directions.

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And then there was the Diva. Enthusiastic little thing. Nice voice. Good style. Never thought I'd be living in a world where the dead come back to life and come and ask you how the hell they're up on two feet now. Working theory is that it has something to do with the New World... though I suppose that Gol D. Roger may disprove that theory. Might ask his son today... and check in on Straw Hat. Hope the kid's doing alright with that sickness.

Oh... that was the other thing, wasn't it? The Anonymous Curses. Just from a cursory snoop, it seemed to me like there were two forces diametrically opposed to one another. One set of Anons curse... the other cure. Terrifying stuff, but endlessly intriguing. Wonder how long it'll be 'til they find me.

[temeraire]

i have never had as hard a time getting people to watch a movie as i have with red dog (2011) and it makes me feel insane. any time i suggest it people go "omg a movie about a dog 🥺 does the dog die though?" and like yes the dog dies die. the movie is very clear about this from the start. its a movie about a community telling stories about an old dog's life. "i cant watch that if the dog dies it'll make me sad" ok yes my god the dog dies because its based on a real dog that also died but if you would be willing to suffer moments of movie-grief you could realise that its a celebration of the life that the dog lived OKAY

[collegeproduction]

I should really go to bed its not like they're going to message me at like 4 or so but I just

I don't want to miss something. If something bad happens, I guess?

[collegeproduction]

Like it's weird to be the one feeling SO anxious about this because usually I'm the emotional support who is more calm and composed especially after I got used to fronting but i care about them a lot. All of them!! Not just the one I originally made friends with!! I don't want them to think that i. Don't, I guess?

And I want them to be happy and okay. Because I care about them!!! We all do!!

[temeraire]

in this age of endless remakes there is absolutely no excuse for there not being a remake of bend it like beckham where they're actually lesbians