#monpollo

[zinksushi]

not even tumblr can escape monpollo (DTIYS for anon1738_8 on tiktok)

[stellar-entity]

(Image not by me)

Monpollo Lore (shitpost)

• Native to Proxima Centauri B.

• His dad was a scientist researching wormholes and whether it's possible to contact other intelligent life forms in the universe through it.

• One day, his father took a very young Monpollo to his workplace because he had a night shift, and leaving his kiddo alone at home wasn't an option.

• His dad slipped, sending Monpollo flying straight into the particle accelerator.

• Bro got isekai-ed to earth.

• Kristoph Gavin (23 at the time) found him outside a Cafe, thought it was some big bird's chick with huge eyes (Proxima B people look similar to birds) and took him home, kept him in a warm and comfortable cardboard box.

• Kristoph tried to figure out what kinda bird it is but couldn't find anything, so he decided to just wait and see.

• Monpollo started developing rapidly due to this new environment.

• He started reading books from the bookshelf nearby and watching TV whenever Kristoph wasn't home.

• After only a week, he had consumed a massive amount of knowledge about the human world and human behavior.

• One evening, Kristoph came home to find Monpollo morphing, trying and failing to take a human form.

• Kristoph was scared shitless, so much so that he was frozen with fear.

• Monpollo reached out to Kristoph telepathically, explained everything, and thanked him for taking care of him.

• Kristoph calmed down slightly after realizing the creature means no harm. He hid Monpollo in the basement for a couple of days.

• Monpollo starts getting better at imitating humans day by day. Couple days later when Kristoph went to check on him, he was greeted by a normal looking guy with no thoughts in that big forehead.

• Now he's Apollo Justice. He followed Kristoph around for months, slowly getting accustomed to humans.

• Gradually also starts speaking like humans instead of communicating telepathically.

• An year later he's pretty much a normal guy now with some non-human abilities.

• With his otherworldly senses he could sense that his mother mentor is about to get in a huge mess sooner or later.

• So, Apollo starts whispering things to Kristoph in an inaudible frequency whenever they were sitting in silence.

• He convinced Kristoph's subconscious mind not to go on a killing spree and nothing bad happened.

Good Ending <3

[achidolfusco]

ok so i just discovered the existence of monpollo and that thing terrifies me it gets close as to when i saw momo for the first time pls monpollo dont come to my house i take everything back you're the best pls don't harm me 😭🙏💔