#monster relatable posts

[malaxis]

vampires putting on makeup and dyeing their hair and wearing color contacts so that they can see what they look like in the mirror

[halftruthsandhyperbole]

when a tube of lipstick still isn't enough to go around for all your heads.

[acecampbellsaunders]

people telling you take off the mask since it's not halloween anymore.

[acecampbellsaunders]

no, i can't get you a good spot in heaven, please quit asking.

[acecampbellsaunders]

damn knights wrecking your crumbling castle

[acecampbellsaunders]

when you accidentally cast a body-swap spell on some of your friends

[amorremanet]

They call me Doctor Wyrm because I got my PhD last spring. But everybody and their mom thinks I'm making a They Might Be Giants joke.

[amorremanet]

I've got ninety-nine problems and about ninety of them are the Vitamin D deficiency I have because sunlight sets me on fire. The other nine are people judging my behavior through the lens of Dracula, True Blood, Ann Rice, and Twilight. If you have to set impossible standards, can you pls judge me by Carmilla or Let The Right One In? :(