Aug 21, 2015
Cronut-Rodent of Unusual Size (CROUS): A labrador-sized cronut/rodent hybrid with bright red lips and pointy teeth. First discovered in 2013 in New York pipes, underneath the famous Donut River that spans the whole Island. By 2014, CROUSes managed to develop pastry flaky thumbs and built themselves luxury boats to travel the world. CROUSes have been spotted in the wild food lands of Sydney trying to disguise themselves by wearing tailcoats (perfect for their 2-foot long caramel tails) and calling themselves “Mr Worcester Brewington”.
Description of a CROUS in “The Monster Codex” by The Whipple Hunter 2015