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we know Hanma had a stripper girlfriend. but did you know this is what Umemiya gets?

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@moodyinferno
we know Hanma had a stripper girlfriend. but did you know this is what Umemiya gets?
hi jazzy. || @moodyinferno
Chika's picking up Chifuyu by the scruff the collar of his shirt.
Suddenly hoisted off the ground, Chifuyu reels his head to the side. Wide-eyed and confused, he starts to flail his arms. Both hand grip at this guy's wrist, and he's now suddenly kicking his legs ( only to come up a step short ).
“ HAH?! I'LL KICK Y'ER ASS! PUT ME DOWN! ” He's hissing.
@moodyinferno replied to your post “he's just a little guy!”:
"Would bite." 100/10.
“ OI! I'M NOT A SNACK! ”
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Sakura's back had been turned if only for a moment before he felt a hand swat his rear. His features were inflamed by the sudden touch, it wasn't a punch or some form of physical violence; no, it was a sudden touch that had him flustered, especially where it had landed. "W-what do you think you're doing?!" The first year stammered.
Strange, it wasn't any of his friends from Furin, nor was it Endo, but Takiishi himself. The guy who was known to punch anyone who was in his way. Sure they were getting... acquainted, but this was a whole step forward. Well, two could play that game! So instead of standing there looking like a deer in headlights, Sakura reached his hand back and slapped Chika's ass in return. If they were going to fight, he could only hope that no one ever found out what caused such a fight. "Don't get mad, you did it to me first..."
Picks Sakura up and runs.
What... is happening? Sakura stared blankly as his entire world shifted the minute he was hoisted up by a certain redhead. Really, this was all Umemiya's fault for giving everyone the idea that picking him up was the way to get him to go places. "The hell are you doin'?! Put me down!" Does everyone just assume he's crippled and can't walk on his own? He's already squirming about and trying to get out of his grip, refusing to be treated as luggage. "Hey! Are you listenin'?! I can walk!"
HE'S ON THE PLATE AGAIN, ISN'T HE?
" I know I'm yummy Takii but calling me an idiot is just not true! "
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" You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel..."