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╰┈➤ endo and umemiya written by chrono and noctis. 21+ behind the muses. serious & semi-serious.
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╰┈➤ endo and umemiya written by chrono and noctis. 21+ behind the muses. serious & semi-serious.
art by ✖ and ✖. / wind breaker verse. / rules here. / crossover & multiblog friendly!
// i forgot to do an update hi. hello. hope you guys have a wonderful summer despite the insane heatwaves. i promise i'll get to older threads and owed rplies sometime this month, wasn't feeling rp-pilled per usual but wbk is still my main interest & i'm updated always! i wanted to get into other things but eh. turtle introduced the epic musical to me and noctis and i'm glad to enjoy it before it gets turned into a movie! that's the only new obsession i have in my absence funnily enough lmao. no season 3 announcement but that's okay, we're locking in twin-ks and twinkettes.
i'm excited for kh4, mashle, and black clover at least. that one guy in kh4 people said was endo made me laugh because yozora was the reason why i adored sakura's design from the get go so please have these silly edits under the cut.
"Who makes eye contact in this economy?"
" Don't remind me of the piss poor economy. If ya can't hold good eye contact, you'll be mauled in other social situations. Guess it doesn't matter if you can fight your way through things. Beats being a civilian. "
And Kaji won't provoke the predators with it.
"Oi, you've been quiet too long. When are you going to come botherin' me about hangin' out? It's kinda weird when you aren't sendin' me a hundred messages." He might miss him but he's not about to admit that.
Unfortunately, he couldn't text anyone for a bit while he's down low, but he WOULD. HE WOULD. Journaling in Sakura's DMs later, have fun with that. Getting all the details he missed on. All the backtexts!
" I know you think I'm jobless, and yer kinda right!! But Sakura, I promise I'm doing good things. Great, even. For your sake and you-know-who's... I'm having fun with these opportunities but it doesn't beat spending time with my faves, it's a CRIME not seeing your face but I have no one to punish but myself. " He'll still blame Furin for making it harder, despite being their situational ally... they still don't approve of him being around Sakura. Bummer ( for them ) . . .
" If you miss me, come on by! I stocked up on different ice cream and even got the guest room furnished. Takiishi is fiending for someone to game with, though I don't think he cares much for the console ones. "
Shipped him a best friend T-shirt. It definitely matches his own. It's got two Cherries being best buddies.
More fuel for the bonfire. Thanks Umemiya.
"This is you."
" Crying in the corner is right. Maybe horny. Maybe a secret third thing. How did ya knoooow Takiishi? " Prods him, again and again.
" Just kidding, I'll keep the sobs to a minimum. Feel free to close the door on me! I installed a new one since ya love slamming them and breaking them hinges. " HEAVY DUTY for the moody booty over here.
If I needed pictures of tomatoes fearing for their lives, would you be able to help me with that?
" Nnnnn--yes. Maybe. What the heck? Sentient tomatoes? Or can I just stab a bunch of them and send those pictures to you? If this is about pissing off your favorite fuck with fertilizer fingers, I'm ready to please. "
" Eye... kiss them? You want someone to kiss your eye? " There is judgement.
. . . you know what? Maybe it does sound weirder than what he suggested. Especially considering there was a trend where people licked each other's eyeballs years back. Oh god, why is he remembering that now?
" I meant... you know, like... eyeing you down so hard you're practically boning them with your gaze. And the family friendly version of that! Ever had a punch that felt like a kiss? Stares can be kisses too. " No he will never make sense to anyone but himself, sorry. Is this the result of being love-deprived or is he delirious from nights of hard 'work'?
"I'd say go talk to that red head guy about starin' that's all he does but he told me somethin' weird earlier. I think you might need to feed him or somethin'"
Oh Sakura. Ohhhh Sakura. He already heard the hot goss.
" Nah he's being normal with you. Super normal, it's cute he came to you first. This ain't exactly what I meant when I said I wanted you both to get along but if I complained, consider me lobotomized. "
He knows he's not invited, so he wouldn't delu-lu himself into thinking Chika wanted to talk, plus, he just got fed recently. It's not good to do it on an overloaded stomach! " If you need anything... protection, snacks, sexy music... I'll be here in the other room not peeking. "
Come over here.
" Don't mind meee. I just wanna see you and Takiishi bond. "
" What does an em-effer gotta do to get a shawty with intense eye contact to eye fuck them? Or eye kiss them? Or just eye-to-eye at all. "
"W-what?! I never said I'd do it with you either!" Lie. He's been playing with him, teasing him, got pretty close to doing things with him until he pulled away last minute. If they were somewhere private, it's possible that something would happen between them.
Who would've thought teasing the older male would be so much fun, even as he played with those digits he saw that look in his eyes. It told him everything. The ex-furin student was far too focused on the way his tongue caressed his fingers, that was until he bit down. Laughing, he released his hand and stuck out his tongue in his direction.
"If I'm a cat, does that make you a dog then?" Nah, he was something more reptilian, or at the very least some sort of seacreature with tentacles. Laughing, he took a few steps to get up real close. "I ain't gettin' anything, and if you keep callin' me that, you'll be gettin' punched."
Won't even give that response any attention, because they both know that isn't true. And believe it or not, he doesn't live to humiliate the other all the time. Nah.... he's smart enough to know Sakura has the means to retaliate back. Though he's always curious in how....
Right now, it's definitely retaliation time for him. At least he's having fun, so he's smiling internally despite the mostly feigned anger ticking at this face. Swiping his thumb on that tongue for good measure.
Wretched cutie and his heart warming laughs.
" Now that you're marked your territory with spit, that literally makes me yours. You're really romantic for a pussyfied pussycat that faints at displays of affection. " Sniggers to himself, looking off to the side.
And yes he's rubbing his hand on his face, the one touched by cherried lips. An indirect kiss since he won't kiss him anymore.
" Kitty cat, kitty cat, run run run. I'm the dog in the Benz with the big cold hun. " Cold hun being Chika. " I really need to buy you a car. Would you like a Benz? " Already getting off track until he realized that Sakura threatened him again. Shrugs brazenly.
" Guess I already broke that. Can I choose where you'll punch me? My face tells me not today, my stomach can tank it. " Since he was getting closer, the older teen grabs him by the arm and waist, dipping him down low so that he had a harder time landing anything because who knows if Mr. Meanie was being real here. He should be!
"Dont put me with you two, I don't leak... or any of that." Strange... Now he's gotta make sure there is a mop around whenever Togame visits Furin. "Naked wedding? Who're you marrying? Is it Takiishi?"
" You do leak. Like a fountain. Pssssssss. " Blood? Who knows what he's even talking about. Maybe all those wishes that Umemiya could experience womanly menstruation have finally given him the cramps he deserves. " Not telling! 'Cause you're not invited to the function, creep. "
"W...Wait, I gotta marry ya if I wanna get yer omurice from ya?! T-There's no way that's how it works! 'Sides, that'd be like ya marryin' Takashii cuz yer always the one feedin' him."
@furinlegend
" Nah don't be gullible baby. I mean one day, yeah! But I need lots of time to accumulate my cash flows. Get you a nice rock on that finger. "
Scratches scratches.
HEATING UP IMMEDIATELY.
" I- ... I-... well... I-.... " NOW THEY'RE BOTH BROKEN. Marrying Takiishi? Don't make him fantasize this hard. Feels spiritually decked for considering it, THAT'LL HAPPEN TOO ... just very slowly.
"What is wrong with you two?! I ain't doin' that with him and you at the same time!? Where did he even get that idea?" He's going to blame Endo for his thoughts, because there's no way Togame just came up with the idea alone.
The way he caught his finger and moved his hand, he snatched his hand away and stared at him. "Cut that out!" He stated before taking his hand instead and pulling two of Endo's fingers to his mouth, staring at him. "No I ain't, I've never manipulated anythin'" Not entirely, anyway. Except, well, now, since he was opening his mouth, drawing two of the raven's fingers to his lips, licking the spaces between them, and then running the tip of his tongue along both digits. The first year's eyes were focused on the former third year's, and he moved his tongue around them and brought them close enough just to bite them for calling him a cat. "I told you I'm not a cat, so quit callin' me that."
" Nothing's wrong with me. With him? I duneveno. Results inconclusive. Check back later. And I KNOW. We'd do that without him. The nerve... " The thing is, even if Endo gets blamed, he's sure there's some truth to some of the shit he's saying. HE'S SEEN WHAT HE SAYS.
Immediately he knew something was wrong, despite Sakura's protesting and pissy panty ways. He was projecting onto him anyways, although Sakura has gotten him to do things by using those big eyes and cute face to get whatever he wants the last couple of months. Finally, what he felt was off turned into realization that he was being a tease again. Fingers being slurped, tongue dancing between his two innocent fingers. In this moment, it was like playing a flute for a cobra in a box, memorized before deadpanning at the action.
SakuuuuRaAaaaAaaa! UGH.
BITTEN.
" If the shoe fits you're getting it KITTEN. "
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"You didn't hear him after he fought us? Guy's got this weird thing' goin'" He stated, gesturing towards him. "Umemiya... Who knows if he's the same or not? He might not foam, but we've not tested that out yet."
Fine he'll play along, because they rattle his chest with enough emotions to make him piss with happiness.
" Okay so I foam. Togame turtle squirts. Umemiya leaks. " Get it.... leeks. Hatsune Miku would understand him. A little ole farmer humor.
" If you guys keep talking about me you might as well confess your love. At the same time, and then when I set up the venue I'm going to outperform my brother's naked beach wedding idea. Clothes optional but preferred. Everyone needs to look snazzy, at least. "
He just sits silently nearby, watching. As long as everyone stays quiet, it's fine. (idk have a random kaji ask lmao)
Too bad that's literally not how things work with HIM around.
" You seriously don't stop eating those. " Yawns into his hand, not because he was tired or bored. Endo just wanted to scope out the second year and distract him from any of his true intentions. One look down and then up again.
Couldn't remember if he said something to him before, but he's gonna be around disgusto Furin grounds to help some more...
Might as well acquaint himself some more, hmmm? " OH YEAHHH we did talk! Miss me? You don't have to tell me, I already know. You're looking better than before, I guess! I could've made you a 'get well soon' card but I forgot I didn't get the details of where you lived yet. And that'd be weirddd. So look, as celebration of you looking less dreary, I'll buy you some new candy. Get you a new obsession, lollipops can't be THAT great. How's about some sour things? "