Here’s a riddle.
What’s red at the top and black at the bottom and is currently vacationing in Alola because they hate how cold it gets in Unova during the winter? Answer: Touya!
Here’s another riddle.
What’s red at the top and black at the bottom and sporting a new-found appreciation for lying atop cold-hating trainers vacationing in Alola? Answer: Pyukumuku!
It wasn’t that bad in the beginning. Touya had taken a nap on the beach, and was woken up to find a solitary Pyukumuku plopping itself on his tanning stomach. And Touya laughed, because it was cute and slimy and so pathetically helpless, and then he chucked it back into the water like he’d seen locals do. Then he went back to dozing off in the sun.
When he snapped awake a second time, he had three Pyukumuku trying to park themselves on his body. Touya chuckled, somewhat nervously this time, and threw them back in the water.
One nap too many later and the young man woke up to discover an entire cornucopia of Pyukumuku covering his body, from his neck down to his feet.
“Ummm,” he said in distress, not daring to move. No one on the beach paid him any attention. “UMMMMM,” he tried again, more urgently than before, staring wide-eyed at the Pyukumuku who apparently just liked him way too much.
Help.
@kcnaluna