WHO: @moonpains WHERE: hardware store.
Romy stood in the middle of aisle seven like it had personally betrayed her.
One hand was on her hip, the other was holding… something. Possibly a wrench. Possibly a medieval torture device. Hard to say, really — she’d grabbed it off the wall like she knew what she was doing, then immediately realized she absolutely did not. Her jeans were still faintly dusted with drywall, and there was a smear of something (possibly paint, possibly coffee) on the sleeve of her oversized hoodie. She looked very much like someone attempting to renovate a house with equal parts stubbornness and delusion.
“This was not in the brochure,” she muttered, squinting at the label on a pack of screws like it might reveal its secrets if she stared hard enough. “Why are there types of nails? I just need the kind that go in things.”
She turned and spotted movement out of the corner of her eye — someone else in the aisle, familiar enough that her shoulders dropped a fraction. August; thank God. “Hey,” Romy called out, lifting the questionable wrench like it was a greeting card. “Please tell me you know what this is. Or, failing that, can help me find something that’ll keep my living room ceiling from turning into a skylight.”
A pause, then a crooked grin.
“I brought a list. I lost the list. I had a list,” she clarified, with a vague gesture like the list had floated away on the wind, along with her last bit of patience. “So if you see anything that screams post-hurricane home triage, point me at it. Or just steer me away from the power saws. I’m operating on one cup of coffee and pure spite.”
She tucked the wrench under her arm like it was a fashion accessory and added, more honestly, “Could use the company, too. This place gives off ‘final destination: tetanus’ vibes.”














