FUCK no they got us on the jumbotron 😭😭😭
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FUCK no they got us on the jumbotron 😭😭😭
put that DICK AWAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!😭😭😭😭 DOES HE HAVE A LICENSE FOR THAT THING
(VIDEO LINK BC IT’S REAL😭)
THIS EXACT FRAME... just did 50 lines of coke
i remember when somebody said writers making mike call reader mama is weird and i can just tell that person does not have an iota of ethnic blood or upbringing in them bc... wdym? as if that’s not a very common way of referring to ur girl...? it can be sexy and cute and fun and hot and needy. it’s got everything 😭 EVERYONE PLS GET MORE MAMAPILLED NOWWWW
MIKE CHILLLLLL I’M EASYYYYY 😭😭😭
somebody who’s written smut abt rape just asked “““why people make “controversially young wife” reader x mj””” and i replied “bc they're in their 20s and wanna fuck 40yr old mj”... and i got blocked 😭 i mean i’m the last person to yuck anyone’s yum but damn i didn’t think that’d be the line u wouldn’t wanna cross
they’re editing michael to sexyyred’s “you like my voice it turn you on” and using ai to make him say “yes mommy” and it is as corny and insane as it sounds ohhhhh my god mjtok is never beating the weird allegations i kinda hate it there
this ai witch hunt is crazy and what’s even crazier is that i can guarantee you under penalty of DEATH that the tagged users michaelsfavgirl & sgecat & mikesfavfish & amnesia-sc are absolutely NOT using ai. the reasoning behind it is that the word play is too “polished” but i’ve read fics of theirs and even went back now. too polished ??? i’m sorry but i think that person must’ve just meant they’re good writers 😭 don’t know if all they read is poorly written smutslop that’s rampant these days but those authors literally just know how to write something w even a fraction of literary depth. i genuinely don’t know how else to phrase it. this was so messy and for what? now the mj tags are filled with their attention-seeking bullshit while actual fics get buried 😭 imagine how tired we are 💔
anyway go read my vampire mj ficccc ⭒ ݁ .