#moooooooom

[castiel-stark]

Uhhhhh....

Huh?!?

I'm sorry, what am I seeing!?!

[nuclear-clusterhug]

cmon guys this is actually too much

[onewistotoro]

AHHHHH LEE JINKI IS SO BEAUTIFUL 😍

[muffinlance]

Imagine if Toph had been a retired crime lord, but upon hearing that Lin was going into the police academy restarted her empire because, hey, if her daughter’s going to fight crime what better training than to have her go up against the best of the best?

Toph: Only the best (criminal empire antagonists) for my little girl.

Lin: Mooooom

[crackimagines]

Can you just imagine Aqua being so smug and self-important that even Hilda thinks she should try working a little harder?

Konosuba 3H Masterlist here!

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(Aqua) “Why are we having to clean up the library? This is too much work to do!”

(Hilda) “Too much work? Aqua, I don’t think I’ve seen you do anything since you first became part of our class.”

(Aqua) “Hey, I do some very important things for us!”

(Hilda) “What, doing party tricks? Listen, even I do more work than you! ME! and I hate work!”

(Aqua) “Then you have no place to say anything! You’re as lazy as I am!”

(Hilda) “Like heck I am! All you do on the battlefield is just draw the enemy towards you! I don’t think I’ve even seen you use your weapon before!”

(Aqua) “Because I’m a priest! We’re not meant for combat!”

(Hilda) “You’re honestly saying that when Marianne is one?! SHE’S WIPED OUT ENTIRE BATTALIONS BY HERSELF!”

(Aqua) “L-Listen, she’s a different kind of priest-”

(Hilda) “That’s no excuse! Goddess, you are intolerable! Just help clean up without complaining for once, so that way you can actually do something!”

(Aqua) “You dare call a goddess intolerable?!”

(Hilda) “And again with that goddess crap! So what, you can do a few water tricks, big whoop!”

(Aqua) “SCREW YOU HILDA!”

(Hilda) “AND SCREW YOU, AQUA!”

- In short, no cleaning got done that day.

[katieamazeballs]

I thought it was very sweet that Jenna wanted to respect her mother and get a dress with sleeves

I thought it was sweet that her mom wanted the focus on her beautiful face.  Then she started throwing zingers and I was dying. 

Abs “Are you gonna be like this when I’m trying on wedding dresses?”Me (acting innocent) “Like what?”Abs “Being all crying one minute and a sarcastic brat the next”Me “Oh, absolutely”Abs “Good.  We should sign up for this show.”

[bigcats-birds-and-books]

dammit i need a parent

[goldshitter]

so in my current playthrough i married my daughter and heir matrilineally to the heir of the hre because he was in my court even though he's the son of the current kaiser. i die in a tournament. said daughter becomes kaiserin after hubby becomes kaiser after his dad dies. kaiser dies and daughter (who is me now) has a son and heir who's king of france bc he married a kinswoman normally which means i get to have heirs of france! dunno if swabia (my current title) will be eaten by france or not. i also have my kids married into egypt, the mongol empire, one of my kids is queen of croatia or hungary or something, another one of the leonese or castillean queens i forget. basically i had sex a lot and now have a dynasty spread over the western world