#moot boop

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Me to my moots: I want to boop you with my mouth

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I love being gay i love being a gender freak i love being in love with my friends i love my friends ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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Soooo, uhh.

How d'you think Vlad and Locke got together, anyways?

I think that theyre never "official". Neither ever asks the other on a specified date, they never ask the other to be a partner.

I think that Vlad is super affectionate, but more so with Locke, and then one day someone asks them how long theyve been together and Vlad kind of pauses and is like "huh im not sure." Hes told people theyre together, he assumed they were, and hes like oh hmm i never asked him about this huh cause ofc he would

And Locke, realizing now that yes they ARE in a relationship, thinking maybe hes the one who forgot something or completely missed Vlad asking him, says, "I'd say a few months now? I guess we've lost track of time."

Its so dumb and i feel like its very onbrand for them

I can have Dubiously Immortal Person, Mentally Stable and Woman Who Will Kick Your Ass, and Man Who Didn't Know He Was In A Relationship polycule as a treat :)

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Banging down ur askbox again part 2

Houston. I need,,,,,houston being a fucking buffoon. Saying the weirdest takes like its as natural as breathjng air. Doesn’t even realise how fucking batshit he is. Man freezes his coffee just so chew on the ice, thinks beds not in a corner are weird (based tbh), and other lovly houstonisms that make everyone do a doubletake

Ignore how late this is but heres an (incomplete) list of Houstonisms

While talking about Meltdown, Houston randomly sighs, "My hungry ass could never be a nuclear scientist."

"Rattle him like a box of spoons." "What?" "*picks up box of plastic spoons and shakes it*"

Drinking from a souvenir mug that says Everything’s Bigger and Better in Houston, Texas while making direct eye contact with anyone who looks at him

"Yeah one time I ate paint chips. Crunchy. That's where everything started."

"I realized I'm gay because Chicago traffic fucked me one too many times."

*sees something absolutely atrocious* "Average Tuesday in Chicago."

Customer Service Voice while talking to Dallas

*boiling iphone in coke because he saw a video thumbnail*

"Gotta mark the fucking sewer rats as dependents on my taxes." "You pay taxes?" "Worry about yourself."

"Thank God, I can finally give myself a concussion while working on the van. Life is good."

"Yes, curb stomp me! Just fuck up my entire day, bitch!"

Moves all of Dallas and Hoxton’s things exactly half an inch to the left so they keep crashing into it

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Hi how are you doing rn

Also love ur dog very cute little guy

Hi!!! Am doin ok, am a sleepy egg but i am cozy! How are you!!

YEAA Lego's a good boy, a lil goofy but hes very sweet. He stole his rawhide from the cabinet the other day and he just came to show me that he had it with him

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Tagged by @crushisms (<3 <3) to search [name]core on pinterest n make a moodboard w/ the first 9 pics!!! Frogcore gave me these very cute froggies <3

Also I decided to do Scrunglycore as well and

Vlad moment

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Holy shit I just found it you were GhostTEETH on AO3 and I'm freaking out rn like "YOOO it's that guy I know that guy they're the same person?!"

Also you left a reply to a comment on Robbery Gone Wrong that was just so sweet that it's one of two emails that I have saved (the other being an automated message from Newgrounds wishing me a happy birthday cuz I was that lonely). You are so cool

THAT ME!! :D

Robbery Gone Wrong is my comfort fic i love it sm i wish i could explain why, something about it just scratches that itch for shenanigans and team bonding! Wolf absolutely has a sweet tooth and every so often i go "they ate the mans cake absolutely disrespectful" because Bain being disappointed about it is SO good!!!

And Mood actually i do that too!! I save a lot of my comment emails and such cause i like to go back to them when i feel down

Hugssss !!!

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Vlad in Buluc's Mansion: blows us a kiss

Me and @handhelld :