Ive literally never seen moppel ever on either of your own or your husband's accounts so I think you threw in a fake. So what's moppel's deal
Bitch,
Is what her name used to be, and then when we started dating my husband beemovieerotica made me change it to Moppel (German for fatty) because he said Bitch was too mean
I adopted Moppel because what was supposed to be a no-kill shelter said they were going to put her down because she was too mean to ever be adopted, but they were also keeping her in a multi-tier birdcage
So I took her out of the cage, and she immediately started purring and rubbing up against me. And I'm like okay, a Bitch recognizes another Bitch. Let's get you home
And then it turned out yeah, she was previously feral and definitely very mean. And I'm like okay, I respect that the woman has boundaries. It also saves me a lot of time at the vet explaining that she needs to be sedated when I just look them dead in the eye and say that my cat's name is Bitch
But my husband beemovieerotica decided that he would become best friends with Bitch, and spent a solid year getting her used to being handled
so now she's just a normal chill cat named Moppel that likes head scritches. don't really post about her because she's just a lazy old lady now. she just lives here













