You know, guys, sometimes I get so damn tired of my parents. Like, they're supportive of LGBT stuff and everything, but it's in that way of "it's none of our business what other people do", know what I mean?
Also I am so asexual, it's not even funny, and it gets Really Fuckin Annoying when my parents sort of act like it's not a thing. Like guys, do I have to drown myself in glitter make up, dye my hair rainbow, and wave a thousand flags announcing that I'm about as straight as a circle for them to figure it out? Let me prance gayly about for five minutes, and notice and acknowledge that I am what I am. It's not... hard.
And if I ever have to hear another joke about Asexual Pat (an old SNL skit about androgynous people, I guess) I will murder a bitch. Asexuality has precisely jackshit to do with gender presentation, thank you very much.
*sigh* Vent over. I've never done anything like this before, this is weird