#morbposting

[morbid-dreamzz]

Bro is tiny

[dont-pray-for-my-sins]

truely the best part of Morbius is when he morbs through a wall and raps this dank ass rap

Morbius, Dorbius, Orbius, go eat some walruses, orifices, porridges.

Morbius, Morbius go get to the buffet and walruses, Corbius, corpseses, Worcestershire sauce.

Go into your orifices, red pill, blue pill, Morbius, Walruses, seashells by the Seashorbius.

Morbius drinking a forty in a death basket!

and then pretends to die as a means to set a trap for Matt Smith

[janknabobfdi-xxxnitrodarkxxx]

Ezekiel would watch Morbius and unironically like it as he has never seen a movie before

He doesn't know that the memes "praising" it are being ironic as he doesn't understand sarcasm

[violetheart77]

My favorite song in The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals is the one where they said “It’s Apotheosin’ Time!” and then Apotheosed all over those guys

[morballs]

I have this moderately sized potted plant ("Jerome Jamerson") in my kitchen, and my cat (Moonpie) loves sitting beneath the leaves while pretending that she's in a rain forest and that she's protecting the great amazon from the dirty, dirty hands of the human beings

[leafboy-the-great]

Me: *has never watched Morbius*

Me: yes. Morb.

[owlet]

i can’t do this anymorb

[himikowizardhut]

i literally cannot stop thinking about the scene in morbius where the cops run into the store and ask the cashier if he’s seen a woman wearing jeans today. and the guy is like yeah i know exactly who you’re talking about and where she is.