#more bread

[quaintrelledragicorn]

My schedule is wide open but I also have the energy levels of a hundred year old cat that's about to be put down, so I'm both very free and very busy.

[insomniac-arrest]

The current demonization of carbs and moralizing around bread + grains is the devil’s work, the actual devil. “Wheat belly” and “grains contain anti-nutrients” and “flour aggregates your intestines“ and “rice has harmful lectins.” What the fuck is anyone talking about. Those are your staple grains, show some respect. 

Bread is God you bastards, bread is god. Pasta is everything. I would die for rice.

[missunfortunatetales]

Bread

(You should repost funnny bread ooooooooo)

[cheeseycapy]

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BREAD!! MY BREAD!! Thank you anonymous!! After it was stolen from me by @leffee, the monster, I was distraught. Thank you for thy bread! ❤️❤️😚😚

[entheundead]

If Jesus has the power to multiply bread and fish, bread being him, he is bread, and isn't Jesus like part human or something??? So, in theory, could Jesus Christ turn i dunno maybe me for research purposes turn me into a loaf of bread? Couldn't he have turned the romans into loaves of bread? He has the power of God. Speaking of God, he is part God as well, so, again, in theory, could he turn his father into a loaf of bread? Could he shapeshift into a loaf of bread himself? Yknow how druids and such can shapeshift into animals, can Jesus do the same, but with bread? Is there a restriction to his breadshifting powers? Could he shapeshift into a bread that didn't exist back in the day? Could he become a sandwich? A bit of bread, a bit of fish and another bit of bread? Bread is wheat time to time. Can Jesus become wheat? Is he wheat? Can he become other wheat products? Also aren't there like more species of wheat? Can he become those as well? Pastries??? Can he himself, can Jesus fuel a bakery? Is Jesus Christ a bakery? Considering the crossfit he does, I doubt he doesn't have a bakery in him. Jesus could take over the world with bread and pastry alone. Yet he chooses not to. Either this means he is insane if he wants to conquer the universe with love alone, or I'm the insane one with the bread addiction here. I would love a bit of Jesus ngl.

[gogogadgetgolem]

Look at her!!!!

Each strand is full of cinnamon sugar and then an egg wash with cinnamon sugar on top. It’s DELICIOUS.

I’m really enjoying the sensory experience of it. The kneading, the flour, (kinetic sand, who?) the smells, the hollow sound of tapping the loaf, the taste…it’s so fun.

[shitpostsampler]

Pattern Release 8.29.19

Another week, another pattern release! As per usual they are pay what you can/what you want, with a suggested price. Up for this week is:

Spice

Which you can get here.

More Bread

Which you can get here.

Weird Hill

Which you can get here. We mention it in the pattern description, but we think this pattern looks rad in variegated floss, so feel free to ignore the charted blue placeholder.

Happy Stitching!

[dresdendolly16]

Me and my mom made 🥖!!!