Jan 16, 2025
Eeeeeee I can't wait for my new phone
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Eeeeeee I can't wait for my new phone
What do I do with a Porygon-Z.
Ahem. I would like to make a sweeping school-wide announcement the likes of which are completely unprecedented:
💸💸 All student debt at Naranja-Uva has been completely erased…! 💸💸
Unless the IT crew manages to find it again, anyways…
…Clive. Clive, was this RAM.
…I plead the Paldean equivalent of the 5th.
COME ON I.T., GIVE US NOTHING!!!! PENNY NEEDS THE MONEY FOR A NEW VEEVEE!!!!!
I… I was going to ask you to help with RAM. Since that is your job…
Oh, I can help with RAM.
…Find my attendance records too, little guy! Wipe that shit OUT‼️‼️
…Penny.
Okay, okay, okay, fine, I’m WORKING on it!
I wonder if we can ask RAM things, since they(?) live in your computer.
I don't know if they're much for speaking... But perhaps it's worth an attempt? RAM, if you could...
Oh, hold on. A "dot t x t" has just opened on my computer.
...Penny?
I CAN'T CONVERT THAT FROM A SCREENSHOT, CLIVE!!!!!
Got the fucker. - Penny
[It appears to be a video taken via Rotom-Phone. Penny leans over Director Clavell's computer, the director hemming and hawing nervously as Penny stares at the screen.]
"Okay... yeah, this is an ages-old vulnerability. How did you guys not patch for it yet? I swear that was a mandatory update somewhere."
[Clavell shrugs. This clearly isn't his failure alone, but it's a pretty glaring one.]
"Anyways. We've got the servers offline, so we can just apply the hotfix, and that should force out..."
[Penny stands back in anticipation, a message Clavell does not get as a Porygon-Z comes rocketing out of the PC underneath the desk and straight towards the director.]
"Arceus above, Penny, it's coming for me! I cannot believe I ever listened to anyone saying technology is non-threatening!"
[In an instant, Penny's throwing a Pokéball containing her Sylveon at the office's open space, grimacing at how much clean-up work this battle's going to require.]
"Sylveon! Moonblast!"
[The energy of the moon concentrated itself entirely within Director Clavell's office, above Sylveon's head, and... gently maneuvered around the office equipment, before taking a rapid slam into Porygon-Z's body, the virtual creature glitching and wobbling rapidly before reeling back and launching a Zap Cannon... which promptly veered straight into Clavell's PC.]
"My computer!"
"Don't tell me now you weren't backing that up, Director! We'll get a new one! Sylveon, Quick Attack!"
[RAM reeled into the wall of the office, leaving a small indent as its head spun. Literally. Penny looked the creature up and down, and then took the chance, enlarging an Ultra Ball and tossing it at the digital being. One shake. Two shakes. Three shakes.]
[Click.]
"Well shit, didn't expect that to work. So much for getting a new Veevee..."
Hm. It appears RAM has found the school servers. …And a way into them. Smart Porygon-Z.
Penny, help.
Eh, if it does anything seriously bad…
…
What, I’m watching Fionna and Cake right now! I’m sure it can’t cause a catastrophe that fast.
Ok so I got the text RAM said.
"If RAM no money school make no money"
What a meanie. We should definitely take the pokémon seriously. /s
- @paldea-champ-n1cki
Yeah, exactly. This is bullshit. My guy can't even make full sentences, no way they're doing anything. I'm going back to my show.
God help my wallet but it's time to upgrade my pc