Nov 10, 2023
Combat doll being stuffed into a recycling bin as kinkplay before she's """recycled""" into her new upgraded body
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Combat doll being stuffed into a recycling bin as kinkplay before she's """recycled""" into her new upgraded body
Today's TTRPG session has been delayed by: An uncanny and overwhelming feeling of dread felt around the world
Does it ever cross your mind that due to the influence of anime in the west, there is a very real chance of, in your lifetime, there being a catholic priest who is to be officially referred to as 'Father Naruto'
Cute gamergirl plinking you with debuffs from across the bar one at a time.
+Dazed! "huh? wait why is that icon in my-" +Confused! "Ii know that, why do I even have a HUD-" +Poisoned "Oof. ough,. uv.. okay what's going o-" +Prone "Ah fuck I'm-.. oh.. that's gotta be the one.. let me just get up and-" +Blinded "wh-. hey! Stop th-" +Silenced "Mhh! Nhghhf!!!" +Collared "??????" +Leashed "mmn..."
Actual words I just had to say to my girlfriend "Suffering from heatstroke for a month isn't 'fucking up', @embermonarch. Its something worse than that but it certainly isn't just 'fucking up'"
That's a nice y-intercept you got there Be a shame if someone used it in their calculations
Dear Diary, That fucking twink the gods sent to protect me is back. He's eating the memorial rocks in the back garden. I sent some of the soldiers to beat him up with sticks and shove him in the castle dungeon, since killing him doesn't seem to work. All my pigeons to the demon kingdom have returned with flesh intact, letters unread. I can only hope the lord of darkness is on his way to eviscerate that twink and let me live in peace.
So I was in the middle of talking with my girlfriend and her response to me talking about my progress in a game was "Congratulations, I'm thinking of eating more raw beef!" with *zero* sass or sarcasm, like this is a normal thing to say