Devil's Deliverance

Edgy, cringy, and authentically bullshit. Probably changing basically everything with every new hyperfixation.

[silverjirachi]

saw an absolutely hilarious animal crossing theory that i now 100% accept and it’s that in the animal crossing world, humans are going extinct, and so all the animals have locked you in an elaborate zoo enclosure and are trying to give you enrichment. and that’s why they give you infinite pointless tasks, hide money in trees and rocks, invented debt that doesnt matter etc. it’s why they always act so happy to see you even after you raze the entire island, relocate their houses twice, and always act so pleased about your choices no matter what. it’s all to keep their little endangered human healthy and enriched. and thinking of it this way has genuinely improved my experience of the game

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[itsquietinsantafe2]

TODAY

[captain-of-the-historicfuture]

Since it’s now August 20, 2020… The next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th:

May 2021

January 2022

October 2022

April 2023

July 2023

June 2024

February 2025

March 2025

November 2025

August 2026

If you wanted to set your queue for the next six years.

[indigos-shits-and-giggles-deact]

THANK WHATEVER COSMIC BEING IS OUT THERE THAT THIS CAME UPON MY DASH HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH!!!!

[wolfram-petanu]

happy Thursday the 20th guys

[fizzimus]

Holy shit, I don’t think I’ve ever seen a Tumblr post with this many notes. See you all in April!

[alpa-the-internet-cowboy]

HAPPY THURSDAY THE 20TH @hellsite-hall-of-fame

[thoughts-of-kel]

IT’S THURSDAY THE 20TH

[recuperationdisliker]

eagle: so what do you think about stigmata

prometheus: you know we're in a pre-christian myth, right? like that word doesn't exist yet. your dumb joke is anachronistic.

eagle: stigma talons in your flesh

[brightlotusmoon]

[athelind]

And yet he couldn't see the punchline coming.

[ursavorpalis]

Eagle: I can do jokes. it's all in the de-livery.

[blancabitchcraft]

[mornington-the-crescent]

[ach-seal-beag-gearr-deactivated]

*vibrating* it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem it’s the cowboy witch poem

[blueeyesatnight]

ive had this queued since february.

[mclennonyaoi]

we’ve circled back around to men cannot experience love pack it up folks it’s over

[mclennonyaoi]

men famously have never written any songs or poetry or anything about love . it’s a mystery really! crazy. all they want is sex

[mclennonyaoi]

“a man wrote a love song for a woman” is something that has never happened ever until hozier came along

[mclennonyaoi]

your second tag is very that’s true but it’s NOT the point . let’s focus up please. do NOT tempt me with beatles yaoi i WONT be distracted

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[sheepgirlbulge]

it makes me so happy that they list other things you can feed ducks. my go-to is seed but I might start giving my local friends some of these other things

[birdandmoon]

Birds I have seen, according to autocorrect.

[nativenews]

[gecko-in-a-can]

Explanation from the notes in case anyone needs it

[fanonical]

glados actually had twenty million humans in her bunker, she just burns through them so quick because none of them are chell

[jame7t]

I don’t understand Godzilla Vs Kong.”who wins an alligator or a monkey” alligator every time. “What if they were both big” what if you had sense. You would see

[sanitymakesposts]

You don’t get it Jame. The monkey is substantially smaller than the Empire State Building and the alligator can unleash nuclear power blasts

[vivian-the-barbarian]

Actually if any of you had bothered to watch the Star Trek episode "Arena" you'd know that a monkey can totally defeat an alligator so long as the monkey has a rudimentary understanding of how to make a gun

[jame7t]

now see i think that nuclear power blasts are slightly stronger than a rudimentary understanding of how to make a gun

[b0nkcreat]

my kitty cat has the biggest prettyest most big beautoful wet eyes i’ve ever seen….. but i know it’s alljust a trick. shes going to bite me

[b0nkcreat]

ok……. i trust you. Here i go✋

[b0nkcreat]

YEEAAAOWWCH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[b0nkcreat]

Uouegh

[thestarofcottonland]

imagine if customers were just like this

[orteil42]

Do you ever get annoyed by people mispronouncing orteil?

i get annoyed by anyone pronouncing my name. i've got better things to do than appearing in your bathroom mirror at midnight

[trashdogultimate]

with your help we could make working on a nuclear submarine sexual

[gropeable-boychest]

Today's TTRPG session has been delayed by: An uncanny and overwhelming feeling of dread felt around the world

[yews-nest-deactivated20240212]

you know what, shoutout to the neurodivergent people with "scary" symptoms.

the ones who:

-say dark things without realizing

-talk to themselves

-have homicidal thoughts

-get really, really angry

-make others uncomfortable on accident

-don't tolerate bullshit

-can't/won't mask

-have dark interests

-have genuinely hurt others before

-have been in a psych ward before

-obsess over people

-have intrusive thoughts about hurting people

-have sexual intrusive thoughts

-don't really care about others much

-always choose themselves first

-have low/no empathy

-are seen as creepy or scary by others

this goes out to my folks with autism that isn't "uwu cute". personality disorder havers. schizospec people. ocders. odd and ied havers. and anyone and everyone else.

this post does not support intentionally hurting people. but people who have hurt others in the past and have changed or are trying to change/in the process of changing are more than welcome here.

[pikaole]

Me and mom learned new English word.

[pikaole]

Wow…This is probably the most famous my posts on my Tumblr lol. 

This is what I drew after this situation 👇

[shadowpendragon]

nice tits