May 20, 2019
I’m so fkn stoked guys
me: guess what
you: what
me:
you: ...okay? that’s great but why don’t they deliver to your house?
me: because shipping, and esp international shipping, is shit in this shitty country and if i had it delivered to my house it would cost something like $20 and take a month or more but let’s not get into that
you:
me:
you:
me:
you: y-you just did
me: i could go further
you: *desperate* hey, what did you order?
me: ave dominus nox motherfuckers
batman theme plays
#it’s been a while since i remembered warhammer was a thing#between uni and uh#more uni#i sort of fell out#and into like#a bunch of other stuff#dcu was 100% a mistake that i intend to repeat lol#but also#what better way to fall back into wh40k than like#dropping a bunch of money on something that could be cheaper if i just waited a month except what i’m buying now is prettier?#esp since this is the#emo batboy#we’re talking about#when i was just lusting over the other batboys that existed first#bruce wayne is rly hot#and he’s such a disaster#SOUNDS LIKE SOMEONE WE KNOW??#konrad curze#the natural progression#back into#wh40k#it’s always nice to read about someone who’s life is uncontroversially worse than yours and it’s even a good 40% their own fault#this is#straight up impolite gloating#black library#warhammer#horus heresy#batboys fucking themselves over#that may be my type at this point#konrad curze: the night haunter
