waylon about harley: sir that's my emotional support white girl

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waylon about harley: sir that's my emotional support white girl
“ your goals & mine DO NOT ALIGN, @morefearless. ”
congratulations on your breakup, @morefearless ✨
it’d been more of an effort to find harley than he anticipated it would be.
maybe that’s the point - she’s splintered off from the joker and has abandoned his brand of brazenness. he doesn’t believe she’d give that up entirely, the boldness, because that’s still her. that’s simply where they overlap. but her new - hideout? lair? - isn’t as loud as every base he’s confiscated from the joker. it’s not a fun house or a carousel or a house of mirrors.
but - it could be because she doesn’t want his attention, not yet.
after scouting the place for a few days, batman enters through the chimney. the humor of it isn’t lost on him, even when he barely avoids coughing up soot. waits for her to get back from wherever it is she happens to be to disarm the security system to truly catch her off guard.
while the outside isn’t as flashy as he expected, the interior is all harley. a gauche pink sofa, beads in place of a door to what looks like a kitchenette, with eclectic decorations that hang over the walls. blueprints, some weapons, other nick-knacks that could easily become projectiles if they’re not secretly explosives.
( and - hyenas? )
he jumps down from the catwalk above, cape billowing purposefully as her back remains to his to alert her that he’s there, and not for an ambush. said hyenas notice him the moment he shows himself from above, but they’re blessedly tethered by chains to their cages.
‘ - playing the hero, harley? ’ batman asks, and, to clarify, adds, ‘ sionis, zsasz. you’re on the map now. ’
"Aintcha listenin?! This is important! I wanna know how to seduce the wondy! Clearly, if she's into the likes of you, it ain't take much!"
Pulls a bottle from somewhere under his cape and sprays her. “ Off. Off the roof. Go home. “
unprompted : @morefearless .
“I’m sorry I’m not as good a criminal as you!”
@morefearless / sc.
“there were exactly two things i had wanted to do with my day. you know. the drowning myself in coffee and fighting with the boys in the lab. and maybe, if i had been feeling particularly catty, even possibly dropping by the thermodynamics department just to see the kids. but let me tell you. dropping in on one of gotham’s gal’s had not even been a blip on the radar. so ---- now that we’re here. what’s the plan?”
@morefearless , called.
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He glances down at the bat she’s holding for a moment, his eyebrow lifting, before he laughs softly under his breath. That’s a new one.
“You want me to sign your... bat?”
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