waylon about harley: sir that's my emotional support white girl

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waylon about harley: sir that's my emotional support white girl
â your goals & mine DO NOT ALIGN, @morefearlessâ. âÂ
congratulations on your breakup, @morefearlessâ â¨
itâd been more of an effort to find harley than he anticipated it would be.
maybe thatâs the point - sheâs splintered off from the joker and has abandoned his brand of brazenness. he doesnât believe sheâd give that up entirely, the boldness, because thatâs still her. thatâs simply where they overlap. but her new - hideout? lair? - isnât as loud as every base heâs confiscated from the joker. itâs not a fun house or a carousel or a house of mirrors.Â
but - it could be because she doesnât want his attention, not yet.Â
after scouting the place for a few days, batman enters through the chimney. the humor of it isnât lost on him, even when he barely avoids coughing up soot. waits for her to get back from wherever it is she happens to be to disarm the security system to truly catch her off guard.
while the outside isnât as flashy as he expected, the interior is all harley. a gauche pink sofa, beads in place of a door to what looks like a kitchenette, with eclectic decorations that hang over the walls. blueprints, some weapons, other nick-knacks that could easily become projectiles if theyâre not secretly explosives.Â
( and - hyenas? )
he jumps down from the catwalk above, cape billowing purposefully as her back remains to his to alert her that heâs there, and not for an ambush. said hyenas notice him the moment he shows himself from above, but theyâre blessedly tethered by chains to their cages.
â - playing the hero, harley? â batman asks, and, to clarify, adds, â sionis, zsasz. youâre on the map now. â
"Aintcha listenin?! This is important! I wanna know how to seduce the wondy! Clearly, if she's into the likes of you, it ain't take much!"
 Pulls a bottle from somewhere under his cape and sprays her.     â Off. Off the roof. Go home. â
unprompted  :   @morefearlessâ .
     âIâm sorry Iâm not as good a criminal as you!â
@morefearlessâ / sc.
    âthere were exactly two things i had wanted to do with my day. you know. the drowning myself in coffee and fighting with the boys in the lab. and maybe, if i had been feeling particularly catty, even possibly dropping by the thermodynamics department just to see the kids. but let me tell you. dropping in on one of gothamâs galâs had not even been a blip on the radar. so ---- now that weâre here. whatâs the plan?âÂ
@morefearlessââ , Â called.
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   He glances down at the bat sheâs holding for a moment, his eyebrow lifting, before he laughs softly under his breath. Thatâs a new one.
   âYou want me to sign your... bat?âÂ
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