Tony Stark.

[avengingplayboy]

@seesgood​​

    she hesitates on the question for a moment. it’s a little more complicated than it should be. in most ways, she still looks the same age she died. she’ll be seventeen forever, there’s nothing she can do about it. but make up, clothes, and confidence do a lot.  ❝ i was turned when i was seventeen, ❞  caroline shrugs,  ❝ that was… ❞  her brow furrows as she does the math,  ❝ like…seven years ago? so, not super new. but by vampire standards, maybe. ❞

   ❝ ah... i see. ❞ he hums, his eyes briefly flicking over her. so she’s really around twenty four, but she’ll never age... that’s gotta take some getting used to.  ❝ i bet it’s been a bit of an adjustment period, hm? ❞ he slides his hands into his pockets for a moment, before he allows his lips to tilt upwards into a smile.  ❝ i suppose it’s better than being turned when you’re like eighty. that would be kind of a bummer. ❞

[avengingplayboy]

@killedhitler​

He let out a long-suffering sigh, pinching the bridge of his nose as if that would somehow stave off the headache that being around Tony almost always gave him. ❝ I’ve never been disappointed in Natalia for letting someone live before. ❞ he mutters to himself before dropping his hand to look at the man again, ❝ How did this even happen? ❞

   ❝ Heh. You don’t mean that. ❞ He probably does. But Tony doesn’t take it personally-- what’s one more person that doesn’t really like him? His lips crook up into a lazy smile, and he rolls his shoulders in a light shrug.  ❝ Oh, you know. Fighting Fing Fang Foom solo. Could’ve been much worse. I’m assuming. ❞

[avengingplayboy]

@outlawiism​

❝          ya  kiddin’  ?  ‘course  i  do.        i  don’t  have  much  of  a  choice,       though,        do  i       ?        it’s  been  a  lotta  trial  ’n’  error  over  the  years.       you  wouldn’t  believe  how  many  times  i  thought  i  was  gonna  die  just  ‘cause  i  decided  to  take  a  bite  from  the  wrong  thing.       can  you  believe  it       ?        the  legendary  star-lord,        taken  out  by  an  alien  potato  chip  or  somethin’.          ❞          the  half  human  rambles  on  as  they  enter  the  diner.       it’s       .  .  .        an  experience,        to  be  here.        he  can  deny  it  all  he  wants,       but  he  belongs  to  this  planet  more  than  he  lets  on.         ❝          if  anything,       they  have  the        BEST  DRINKS  UP  THERE.       no  offense  to  Earth  but  nothin’  beats  a  good  zengrita,        or  red  tahlei.       i  think  you  had  those  b’fore.          ❞

   ❝ i hope you know, i would ABSOLUTELY be bringing that up in your obituary. ❞ he teases, a crooked smirk on his lips for a brief moment before he gives the waitress a charming smile and asks for a booth in the back. away from so many prying eyes. for now, at least-- SOMETIMES he can make it through his meal before he gets too much attention. he’s hoping this will be one of these times.  ❝ eh, that’s something i’ll agree on. those things blew my mind-- but i steer clear of anything alcoholic these days. and the last thing i need is to get hooked on some alien alcohol. ❞ he snorts, sliding into one side of the booth and sweeping up a menu.  ❝ what’ve you been most craving? ❞

[avengingplayboy]

@artificiallyimplantedmemories​

     Natasha enjoys messing with him, sure, but this might also be a ploy to get him to eat and rest. There are a litany of things that Tony Stark is great at, and this isn’t one of them. “Yes?” She turns to him once they reach the kitchen. “You’re following me like a little puppy, did you want something?” Is she above bribing him? Not at all.

     His eyes narrow playfully when she turns to face him, one dark brow inching upward toward his hairline as he takes a few more steps toward her, closing the distance.  ❝ You can’t just kiss a man when he’s walking and then strut away looking like THAT and expect him not to follow you like a puppy. ❞ he snorts, stopping in front of her.  ❝ What’re you up to? ❞

[avengingplayboy]

@outlawiism​

❝          SORTA.          ❞          Peter  responds  with  the  same  playfulness  that  his  friend  displays  while  daydreaming  about  food.         ❝          amen  to  that.        nothin’  hits  like  an  Earth  burger.       there  are  similar  things  out  in  space.       the  closest  i  had  was  in  a  rimworld  so  distant  i  don’t  even  remember  its  name  anymore.       i  dunno  what  they  put  in  it  but  it  gave  me  the       COSMIC  SNEEZIES.        a  double  cheeseburger  for  the  win.         ❞

   ❝ you ever worry about what you’re eating up there? gotta admit, i found myself double checking everything. especially after that  ❛ pizza ❜ wannabe that gave me the worst heartburn i’ve ever experienced. ❞ he hums, hands in his pockets as they head for the diner.  ❝ though, i guess there’s some pretty exciting stuff up there to try. i just really found myself missing a good old cheeseburger. ❞

[avengingplayboy]

@lovestoomany​

❝ It looks like you’re gonna tip over and pass out. And I’m not carrying your ass to the  #$%&!@ infirmary, Tony. ❞

   ❝ Your concern is real touching, Barnes. ❞ He snorts a laugh, ignoring the other comments. Because he probably does look like shit.  ❝ Nothing some sunglasses and a collared shirt won’t hide. ❞

[avengingplayboy]

@outlawiism​

❝          hey  tin-man  !  what’s  shakin’  ?          ❞          Peter  goes  for  a  tight  hug  without  hesitance,       patting  the  metal  back  of  his  friend  almost  a  little  too  hard  from  the  excitement  of  having  him  back.          ❝          nope,        didn’t  miss  you  at  all.        HOW  HAVE  YOU  BEEN       ?        you  gotta  tell  me  how  my  planet  is  doin’.          ❞

   ❝ you’re a liar. ❞ he snorts, his smile wide as he squeezes Peter back in return, before withdrawing from the hug to shoot his friend a look.  ❝ it’s doing just fine. for the most part. the usual dramas are unfolding, but that’s nothing new. no one has tried to blow us up for at least a month, so THAT has been nice. ❞

[avengingplayboy]

@outlawiism​

❝          you  had  me  at  chocolate.          i  gotta  be  honest  with  ya.        i  can’t  relax  about  Earth  food.       i  missed  out  on  it  for  decades  you  know       ?        don’t  you  think  i  earned  the  right  to  complain       ?          ❞

   ❝ i mean... that was in the last in the last three words that i said. so. ❞ he teases, shooting Peter a crooked grin before he snorts softly.  ❝ i get it. first thing i did after i got back from my little adventure with you guys was grab a burger. nothing hits like a burger. ❞

[avengingplayboy]

@seesgood​

    he’s tony stark. so she’s assuming — hoping — that he can be trusted. he’s come a long way from being a weapons dealer, and they’re all a long way from having to hide exactly what they are. but still, she can never be too careful.  ❝ this, ❞  caroline holds up her hand to show off the rink on her index finger.  ❝ it’s a special stone. you have to have a witch spell it. i got lucky. ❞

      he glances down at the ring on her index finger when she shows it to him,  a soft hum leaving his lips as he slides his hands into his pockets.  ❝ right... well, that’s pretty cool, i have to admit. ❞ he pauses a moment, his eyes flicking over her briefly.  ❝ so... are you older than you look? or are you relatively new to this life? ❞

[avengingplayboy]

   ❝ It looks worse than it is. ‘Tis but a scratch. ❞

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[avengingplayboy]

@artificiallyimplantedmemories​ asked:  -shamelessly smooches him and walks away-

      And just like that, his interest in his work is COMPLETELY gone. Blinking, Tony stares after her for only a moment before he’s sliding off of the stool to follow after her.  ❝ Wait up-- ❞

[notafossil]

      places you can find me these days: 

      @notafossil - primarily 616 based Steve Rogers. 

      @enduringlystoic - Elijah Mikaelson of The Originals

      @avengingplayboy - primarily 616 based Tony Stark

      @thisishill​ - primarily 616 based Maria Hill  ( low activity )

      @dearlybelovad​ - primarily 616 based Yelena Belova ( low activity )

[avengingplayboy]

@espritdivise​

“ WELL we were talking about budget cuts, but I think it transitioned to your ego maybe —– five minutes ago?”

    ❝ Well now I KNOW you’re just trying to hurt my feelings. ❞ He huffs, but he does let a smile creep onto his lips.

[avengingplayboy]

@thatslayer​

                Faith’s bloody, bruised and the expression staging violent demonstrations behind her eyes says she’s in no mood. Not for quips, and definitely not to deal with human beings after cutting her way through Manhattan on a Scythe’s blade. She shoots the newbie a rough look, like he’s just intruded on a world he doesn’t belong in, “Guess you best get flippin’, then.”

    ❝ One day. Just... one day where I don’t see something weird. That’s all I wanted. ❞ As he speaks, he reaches up to tap the side of his sunglasses, letting them do a scan of the ash on the ground just out of curiosity. He flicks his gaze back up toward her, contemplating her a moment-- she looks exhausted, but still like she could probably kick his ass.  ❝ FRIDAY? Suit on standby. So you’re a hunter, huh? Or slayer? What do you go by? ❞

[avengingplayboy]

@seesgood​

❝ oh that’s…that’s the vampire thing. ❞  she could lie. but he’s tony stark.  ❝ super speed, super strength, basically captain america but with like…a craving for human blood. ❞

    ❝ of course. ❞ vampires aren’t new to him, but he’s never seen one move the way she does. just in a blur.  ❝ but you’re walking in the daylight... is that thanks to some magic voodoo or are you, like, a new species?❞

[avengingplayboy]

a random meme || @outlawiism

❛ if i don’t have some cake soon , i might die . ❜

    ❝ relax, man, diner’s just up this way. they have the best chocolate fudge cake. ❞

[avengingplayboy]

a random meme || @outlawiism

❛ welcome back jerky jerk face . ❜

    ❝ sup, space dork. ❞ Tony’s already wandering around the ship-- he has to check out what tech has changed since he was last with the guardians.  ❝ miss me? ❞