#morelegsthanyou

[llamajbeans-blog]

Chat?

Me: So what is this 'chat' post function for?

Chair: Yeah, you could just do a text post!

Me: Why is a chair talking to me?

Chair: Chat post bonus. Pretty neat, huh? I'm the chat chair, lel.

Me: Oh okay. Cool.

Chair: I have more legs than you.

Me: What?

Chair: Just sayin'...