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31. How many times have you gotten after school detention?
“More than the average kid and probably less than ye may think I’ve gotten. I wasn’t that much a horrible pupil, really. Just the usual not-doing-homework, not-paying-attention kinda bollocks I pulled. Yeah, and I scribbled and carved band logos to be immortalised on me table. Gave sarky answers. Smoked on school grounds. Wagged school. Alright. Me model pupil days were numbered once puberty struck. Not a total one-eighty, but enough to make the teachers hate me and give me detention for the stupidest of reasons. Once the headmaster had me summoned to give me detention for the sole reason that I had been given detention too much for his liking in the past couple months. What’s that for a logic even?!”
32. How many times have you been suspended from school?
“Uh… once. Might’ve been more if it wasn’t so bloody -ard to get yer arse suspended from school at all. So, yeah, I can proudly state I soddin’ earned it. Even though the circumstances were sorta ridiculous. Imagine this: I was fifteen, not exactly a musical prodigy but close enough the school had me play the national anthem for some wanky event. A gym full of royalist pricks and me accidentally confusin’ ‘God Save The Queen’ with ‘Elizabeth My Dear’. Needless to say it wasn’t well received. Luckily the song’s so short, or else I would not ’ve been able to finish before they dragged me off stage. Violently. Long story short: I was suspended for lese majesty. No regrets.”
33. Have you ever been expelled?
“Nah. I actually spared them the trouble and dropped out of school meself. Still, I’m convinced they never would’ve tried to get me expelled in the first place. Not unless I dealt drugs on the school grounds or somming equally stupid. School’s always been pretty lax about me escapades. Most of the time just givin’ me the grand speech about how I was wastin’ me potential. Yeah… what did they know?!”
34. What is/was your worst subject in school?
“Most hated was definitely PE. I’m a fast runner, yeah, and I climb like a cat, but team sports? Nah. No one would ever pick me for their team. Ever. And once everyone got whiff of me being a poof the changing room’s pretty much become Hell. In the end I failed because I never showed up.”
35. What is/was your best subject in school?
“I’d love to say it was Music, but I never cared for when Chopin was born or how many pieces Beethoven wrote in total. So, yeah, that’s not it. Maybe Latin. For a change I was really ambitious, mostly because a lot of the books on magic I had acquired were written in Latin. And when say mostly I mean that’s the only reason. Oh, and let’s not forget Chemistry. I love setting shit on fire for science.”














