Why Blaine gets arrested in Hong Kong.
I just got three asks about that and idk I just wrote it. Ho hum.....he um.
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Him and Kurt totally trash a hotel room. It's their 10 year marriage anniversary and Blaine is in Hong Kong on business but Kurt surprises him with a bed strewn with yellow and red petals and candles and chocolate and champagne and the sex gets...a bit out of hand. And they crack the wooden headboard and there are petal stains all over the sheets (also other stains) and up against the wall (don't ask how) and they crack a tile in the bathroom and accidentally set one of the curtains on fire.
And that's naughty of them and Blaine gets that. And Kurt goes shopping and Blaine has to settle the account but he wants to charge the room to his corporate account and the damage he can pay privately. But they say he destroyed the room and want a whole lot more than some sheets and curtains are worth and he gets blushing and flustered and hot and walks them up to the room to point out the damage (and really this is a nice HK room and it looks thoroughly well-fucked) and he fights and fights and gets more flustered and the hotel are kinda trying to get a bit of extra money off him and then the cops turn up because he's ranting in the foyer.
And that's how Kurt finds him. And calms him down and pays the bill and giggles. And it's just very silly, really. But it makes such a nice story. if you leave out most of the details about the marathon sex...