I made it just under the wire in the last 15 minutes and I was the last one to vote at that location! 🕖👍🏻👍🏻 Me: *walks into the room* Is it too late to vote? Them: No, come on over! Me: Do you have stickers? 🙏🏻🤞🏻😯 #priorities Them: Yes, but only after you vote. Seems reasonable since they do say “I VOTED!” and not “ABOUT TO VOTE” or “WILL VOTE!” or “CURRENTLY PUNCHING CHAD!” #TimelyReference This is only the second time they’ve had stickers in 13 years, so I guess it absolutely had to be earned. Oh, and Elvis Presley was on the ticket! No kidding! I think I did a quadruple take when I saw that! 😳👀👁👁 The dude explaining how the new machines worked was genuinely laughing at my reaction, which is saying something since I’m sure I was the last of thousands that day to react to that. A real ‘WTF am I looking at?’ moment. I’m sorry to say that the king did not win. 🚫👑😬 #ElvisHasLeftTheBuilding and went back to the #HeartbreakHotel #MoreTimelyReferences But as I was driving away, the nationwide satellite radio station I was listening to announced our governor! Wow! Space got my vote FAST! #NASAKnows 🗳🛰📻 It was SO AWESOME to see SO many people voting for a midterm! I think I heard 47% of the eligible voters turned out! It’s nice to see more people taking this privilege seriously. #Vote #2018 #midterms #ElvisLives #TurnAroundDontDrowned #Freedom #USA #ForTheSuffragettes #LetFreedomRing #AmericaIsTheGreatestCountryEver #LetYourVoiceBeHeard #LifeLibertyAndThePursuitOfHappiness #TruthJusticeAndTheAmericanWay #TrueEquality #NoOneOwesYouAnything #QuitBitchingAndActuallyDoSomethingAboutIt “...It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us—that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they here gave the last full measure of devotion—that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain—that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom, and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.” - Abraham Lincoln #ProudToBeAnAmerican 🇺🇸🗳🦅💙💙💙 https://www.instagram.com/p/Bp7hBJtlHPE/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=tky7lzc27j7x