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MorMorcien
Who cooks normally?: Sebastian, Lucien occasionally cooks for the two of them most likely when he wants to sweeten them up to inform them he’s exploded something, or killed someone. Meaning one of Jims snipers or clients. Or if he wants a good fuck, he’ll make dinner and give them wine and whiskey.
How often do they fight?:All the fucking time. They yell, they scream, they throw things. They all become hostile and defensive at certain times and when they’re in a bad mood, you have to start running. Knives come out. Guns go off. It’s more like a battlefield than a relationship and then of course they call the cleaners to sort the mess and angrily fuck eachother raw.
What do they do when they’re away from each other?: Jim reads, and takes care of his business on the laptop, and attending meetings, Lucien and Sebastian take care of their sniper duties, and Lucien wanks away from them to be blunt, because they’re constantly on his mind. Fucking them is constantly on his mind. They also have separate hobbies and go out and get drunk.
Nicknames for each other?: Sebastian to Jim – Boss, Love. Twat, Magpie, Irish Twat, Jimmy. Sebastian to Lucien – Lu, Fanger, Lucy. Jim to Lucien – Darling, Panther, Lu, Leech, Bloodsucker. Jim to Sebastian – Tiger, Sebby, Basher, Honey, Seb, , Colonel. Lucien to Jim – Boss, Darling, Bossy, Little Devil, Fucking Psychopath. Lucien to Sebastian – Moron, Sebby Darling, Pet, Tigger, Moronic Marksman.
Who is more likely to pay for dinner?:Lucien, he’ll pay for the dinner he doesn’t eat so the sniper doesn’t have to cook or Jim doesn’t have to moan and complain because he can be an impatient bastard in the vampires opinion.
Who steals the covers at night?:They rarely share a bed, Sebastian sleeps the most however. Lucien wanders around at night and Jim works; but when they are all in bed, Lucien or Jim do as the sniper sleeps as still as a statue unless having a nightmare.
What would they get each other for gifts?:Jim would probably give them an extra special job. Or supply them with new weapons. Sebastian would get Jim a tailor made suit, or essentials and get Lucien a unique weapon. Lucien would buy them both something he knew they desired, by raiding their mind secretly; and of course they’d fuck for special occasions.
Who remembers things?:All three are beyond average human intelligence though Lucien never forgets anything, and Sebastian’s job is to remember their hits, while Jim takes care of the actual business, but even he has to have a good memory.
Who cusses more?:Match between Sebastian and Lucien. The criminal also swears but not to the extent they do, Jim is more restrained and occasionally child like, having hissy fits and sulking though he would deny it.
What would they do if the other one was hurt?: Care for one another. Use Lucien’s blood. Consult Harry and another Doctor, probably one of Jim’s paid private medical staff, and if someone had hurt one of them, the other would ensure they could never hurt them again, putting them to a permanent end.
Who kissed who first?:Same as below.
Who made the first move?:It was a mutual thing, they’d been seeing eachother behind eachothers backs and eventually they just ended up in a situation they couldn’t refuse.
Who started the relationship?:It’s more a love triangle than anything. Sebastian and Lucien were undergoing a BDSM affair, Jim and Lucien met when Jim was a teenager and Lucien fell in love with him, and of course Jim and Sebastian met when Sebastian was hired. There is chemistry between the three and after much denial they finally had a threesome.
Harry: What's up with you?
Lucien: What the fuck you talking about, I'm fine.
Harry: Sure. Tell me Lu did the last person who asked you that die?
Lucien: Do you have a reason for texting me? Most likely an awfully sentimental one?
Harry: Yup. Tell me is it about Jim?
Lucien: Fuck off, Harry.
Harry: C'mon it obviously is, he's the only one who can get you like this. Well him and Sebastian but I happen to know Sebastian is... uh busy.
Lucien: What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Harry: He's with me.
Lucien: ....
Harry: Anyway back to the point, you love him don't you?
Lucien: Harry...
Lucien: Shut up. You don't know what you're talking about.
Harry: Of course I don't. Silly me.
Lucien: *Sigh* Are you done?
Harry: For now.
I agree with that last anon! MORMORCIEN IS THE BEST!
Can Lucien, Jim and Sebastian just get married please?
[ HAHA! ]
OOC; I've just been looking at your page and you got me to like 3 ships in the space of like three fucking minutes. Mormorcien - proficientmarksman/yourself & consulting devil. Sebien and Jimcien. Wow. wow. wow.
“Welcome to the world of Jimcien, Sebien and Mormorcien then, darling.” [ You have no idea how happy that makes me! <3 ]
How does it feel to know consultingdevil and proficientmarksman live together and have no room for you?
“The whole point of no humanity is not to feel, so therefore I feel nothing.”
consultingdevil and proficientmarksman will never love you. you're nothing.
“And you’re telling me this why?”