Talking with my dad last night who said he's been going to bars to try to meet people but he's having problems forming any relationships. He said he doesn't mind if someone's not interested in him, but doesn't know why every time he starts to get interested in someone they physically get up and leave the establishment and don't come back. And I have no way to tell him, in a way he'll believe at least, that it's because he's an insane person.
If you talk with one person and they leave and don't come back, maybe there is something wrong with them. If you speak to twenty people and they all get up and leave and don't come back then you need to stop forcing women to do karaoke with you. They will in fact remember that for the rest of their lives, but only because they thought the crazy person at the bar was going to murder them in the back alley if they did not duet a Dolly Parton Kenny Rogers song with him.
He thinks it's because he's too good at karaoke and it makes women think he's gay but he's actually bi.
