Sburb Prep for if Donald Trump is elected and we head down apocalypse road
Have a picture of a weapon you'd like to alchemize (or better yet, a prop of it) ready Know where all stuffed creatures, dolls, and anything that could pass as sentient or sentimental are Tidy up your room (c'mon man) so you're prepared for machines Always have your charger plugged in, charge your devices as often as possible Track homestuck and sburb tags on tumblr and any other social media Figure out who you want to build a new world with, and choose wisely If you've already woken up, and have seen a person in your dreams, either alert them or keep tabs on them Keep an eye out for numbers that seem to appear frequently around you; they might be your session's arc number, and might help you prepare If you're getting contacted by people who consistently return to bother/help you, no matter if you block them or not, try listening to them (don't BLINDLY believe them) because they might help you out Bards and Princes are not inherently evil classes, and Rage is not an inherently evil aspect. Life can be disastrous, just like doom can heal Be careful what you prototype. Stay away from: winged creatures, creatures with large claws/teeth, characters (for first prototyping), anything overly powerful OR weak (T-Rex vs Tissue), and, unless absolutely necessary, frogs. If a creature has been consistently following you/bothering you and not relenting, ESPECIALLY if it shouldn't be tame and E S P E C I A L L Y if it's pure white and/or seems unearthly, pay attention to it if you know sburb to be real. It could be leading you to an important relic [note: do not just follow a creature into the woods if it's got white fur/a white color scheme. Knowledge and confirmation of sburb should come first because it might just be an albanistic animal trying to eat you. This has been a Morph™ PSA] Keep an eye on the sky and the weather forecast If you are having strange, unexplainable dreams, try to consistently write them down as soon as you wake up. This could be crucial if you are an early waker on your dream moon DO NOT. PROTOTYPE. A LOVED ONE. BEFORE. YOU ENTER. THE MEDIUM. you will regret having done so, trust me. Contact me if you believe I've missed anything/have any information I haven't written down in this list. Have fun, and be safe in the apocalypse!