#morrteithchristmaswrites

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[MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, don’t worry. I’ve got it all under control./[MSG:] Yeah, don’t like to call her my roommate. Too cordial. I prefer to call her “the whore that was assigned to live with me.”/[MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort.

[MSG]: If you come home and see an ambulance outside, don’t worry. I’ve got it all under control.

[MSG]: What?! What did you do?[MSG]: You tried fixing that outlet didn’t you? Baby I said to hire somebody!

[MSG:] Yeah, don’t like to call her my roommate. Too cordial. I prefer to call her “the whore that was assigned to live with me.”

[MSG]: Mmm. Interesting. [MSG]: Well for someone you call a ‘whore’ you guys hang out a ton.[MSG]: I’ll text you when I find out when I can come by.

[MSG:] Just get in the fucking blanket fort.

[MSG]: No.[MSG]: Ok, fine. Only because I’m one hundred percent sure my Kristoff doll is in there and I don’t know how to turn on the heat. So, I’ll need my cuddles.

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FRITTERS

falls asleep on the couch Finn

makes friends with the neighbors Brittany

is the adventurous eater Finn

hogs the covers at night Finn but Brittany will snuggle close to him, often using the fact that she was cold as an excuse

forgets to do the dishes Both lmao

tries to surprise their partner more often Finn’s good at doing it more, Brittany will do it often but not as much

leaves dirty laundry on the floor Finn

stays up til 2 AM reading Brittany (if it’s interesting)

sings in the shower Finn

takes the selfies Both, mostly silly ones

plans date night Finn

send me a pairing and I’ll tell you who...

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☼ Pixie&Human!Fritters

who would be the one to randomly adopt a puppy without consultation Brittany

who would force the other to take aesthetic pictures of them Bothh

who would do stuff they think is stupid just to make the other one happy Finn since she can get down a lot 

who picks out the horror movies to watch just so the other will cling to them Finn

who is constantly studying and who is constantly trying to distract them Yikes this is always Finn lmao 

who initiates the facetime calls whenever they’re separated Finn

who is more likely to storm out after a fight and who is more likely to cry when they do Brittany would storm out because she’ll get frustrated with herself but also, be the one to cry lmao

who stays up way too late binge-watching their favorite shows Finn, Brittany needs her rest and will fall asleep very quickly

who bites the other’s ear when they’re feeling frisky Brittany

who sprays the other with water when they’re washing the car Finn

who has more fun decorating the house during holidays Equally excited!

who is more likely to give the silent treatment when they’re mad at the other Brittany

who plays with the others’ hair more Finn plays with Brittany’s

who is more likely to climb all over the other one when they’re bored Brittany

who tries to kiss the other as often as they can Brittany

who pouts when the other one tells them to shut the fuck up Britt :((

who initiates the sex and who walks away when the other is riled up GOOD QUESTION because I don’t think they’ve even done it yet?

who always forgets the umbrella and who holds it when they actually have one Brittany forgets it but Finn will give her his sweater or hoodie

who demands showering first in the mornings Finn

who sneaks into the shower with the other one in the mornings brittany

who prefers riding the roller coasters and who prefers playing the games Brittany’s never been on a roller coaster!

who will text the other one thirty times in a row until they respond Finn

who always forgets to charge their phone overnight Brittany

who comes up behind the other and slide their hands into their back pockets Britt

who tries to get hugs from the other as often as they can Brittany

who is louder and who constantly has the tell the other to be quiet Brittany is far too excited many times