LoTR and The Hobbit (together or separate- your choice)
◦ Push off a cliff: that weird weird freaking dude with the monobrow. From lake town? His name is Alfred I think. Ew, that guy for sure
◦ Frick frack: BARD FOR SURE
◦ Marry: Legolas, because he was my first love and it only seems right
◦ Set on fire: geez I guess the mayor of Laketown.
◦ Wrap a blanket around: Bilbo!! He really just needs a warm blanket hug after DOS
◦ Be roommates with: Thranduil. Imagine the parties. The décor. The drunken weirdness. Yesssss.
◦ Push off a cliff: lets go with Denethor. That seems fitting, right?
◦ Frick Frack: That’s a tough one because there’s so many viable options. Lets go with…Eomer? He seems frackable, right? All that horse riding HAS to be good for stamina…
◦ Marry: I’d like to say legolas again for the reasons stated above, but my runner-up is faramir (love him <3)
◦ Set on fire: the ringwraiths because they make that ridiculous screamy noise when exposed to fire, as shown in the fellowship movie.
◦ Wrap a Blanket Around: Shelob, because when Sam cuts her and drives her away in return of the king, she looks so sad and pathetic crawling away and it always makes me sad for her I guess. Sorry for the weird answer
◦ Be roomates with: Arwen. Maybe she’d let me borrow her clothes :P
Give me a fandom and I’ll tell you which characters I would do this stuff with/to