#mortadelic

[aestasthicc]

mortadelic replied to your post: ok im done bingeing anime

haha youre into a weeb

he’s like, the coolest kid in my college, morty.

[givemefreeshit]

@mortadelic replied to your post: WHY CAN’T I COUNT WHAT THE FUCK

youre senile old man

i know that's not true because i've always been bad at basic addition

[supermortyfan]

mortadelic: theres no way you can cry that much

me after stubbing my toe:

[givemefreeshit]

@mortadelic replied to your post: i’m gonna be so pissed if i end up getting sick.

soup time

or at least i’m going to like. sink to the level of turning to tea.

fucking horrible.

[givemefreeshit]

@mortadelic replied to your post: anyway do you guys think that if i just klled this...

do it

bro i would but my morty is sleeping on me. he’ll totally freak out.

[aestasthicc]

mortadelic replied to your post: oh no morty looks like hobo johnson

he looks like michael cera

dont do michael cera dirty like that

[givemefreeshit]

@mortadelic i just. ugghghh yesterday when you. when you. uh. i said fuck you because you called me old.

i just. you know. figured i should apologise.

[givemefreeshit]

@mortadelic replied to your post: anyway i ate shit and died while i was out so i...

haha

this is, quite literally, the worst thing to have ever fucking happened to me. the WORST thing. i try to be sexy but instead i fucking destroy my right side and now i’m limping AND people saw me fall for no fucking reason.