Dec 17, 2022
Charlie Mortdacai and his ‘stache deserves to be included in the moustache appreciation. (I love this Leslie Phillips lookin’ nerd, okay!)
It’s so goofy tho love.
Compare this to all the other staches, it doesn’t have the same weight.
Look at Brasco / Pistone’s stache, that’s a grown man who finally let his balls drop stache, and finally becomes a fine ass daddy. Look at Ratchett’s stache, that’s a stache that convince me to loan him $50,000 knowing damn well I’m not going to see a cent back but it’s okay because he definitely got a big dick. Look at Paw Paw Poole’s stache, that’s a paw paw stache. ‘Nuff said.
Mortdacai’s stache needs either a full hipster beard, or to be burned off that pretty face. But has to go.