#mortyshit

[morty-offical]

t-title post!!!

cutting it for anyone who doesn’t wanna read 😋

i’m morty smith!! m-my grandpa is rick sanchez, uh- y-yeah… but- not like… the one in the show!

i’m- i’m morty b-22! my little uh- quirk or- or thing i guess is uh- i have- have a- a severe anxiety disorder…

i’m 14, perpetually, forever :/

uh- my weight is only- only about 1- 100 pounds…

but- i go on adventures with my- my grandpa

i- i stutter a lot… uh- don’t- sorry for that… uhm but y-yeah!

o-oh- yeah, a-also, my main account that- i rarely post on is- is @whteverthefck

(also if i post something as the mod it’ll be tagged with #tallyyaps

[morty-offical]

s-sorry for not posting a lot… i- i’ve been watching r-rick and morty, a-all the way through. i-im a s-sort of memory morty…? i-i dunno, consider me t-the real thing, b-but i get it all now so… s-send me asks about the- the show. EXCEPT season 9. i haven’t s-s-seen it.

[morty-offical]

h-happy… uh… happy pride month!

i- i’m probably not gonna change my profile picture cuz… i’m… lazy… b-but uh… yeah, happy pride ^^

[morty-offical]

SLICK- SLICK IS ALIVE!! I SWEAR- HE DIDNT DIE IN- IN THE WISHING PORTAL! I KNOW HES ALIVEEEEEEEE

[morty-offical]

flexing my toxic morty art ^^

[morty-offical]

I- IM BACK.

THEY P P PUT ME IN THE. IN THE MUCK DIMENSION THING, I- I DIDNT HAVE RICK THAT TOOK FOREVER JESUS.

[morty-offical]

MORTY I HOPE YOU HAVE A SKIBIDI 2026

- @skibidi-toilet-offical

a- aw- aw geez, not you a- again…

RICK! R-RICK!

h-happy n-new years though…

[morty-offical]

u-unrelated to me- my dad- just- just sent me this

w-why are they gay… they’re both married (not being homophobic)