Morty's Room

i'm totally definitely morty smith! this tot- totally is NOT a p-parody!

[morty-offical]

t-title post!!!

cutting it for anyone who doesn’t wanna read 😋

i’m morty smith!! m-my grandpa is rick sanchez, uh- y-yeah… but- not like… the one in the show!

i’m- i’m morty b-22! my little uh- quirk or- or thing i guess is uh- i have- have a- a severe anxiety disorder…

i’m 14, perpetually, forever :/

uh- my weight is only- only about 1- 100 pounds…

but- i go on adventures with my- my grandpa

i- i stutter a lot… uh- don’t- sorry for that… uhm but y-yeah!

o-oh- yeah, a-also, my main account that- i rarely post on is- is @whteverthefck

(also if i post something as the mod it’ll be tagged with #tallyyaps

[sorrelpaws]

RAAGHHH FEAR NO MORT SHOT REANIMATED

[taylsthetrap]

I am Arran, god of the most important thing

EDIT: if y'all don’t wanna use your name use your username

[stabbydragon]

I am Del, god of course

[thevagabondexpress]

because of course you are a god

[tleeaves-deactivated20250426]

I am Tee Lee, God of the dead

Oh wow. Didn’t see that coming when I picked “the” out of the options given. And lemme just show you what was suggested.

God of the death bears was right there. And I still managed to be god of the dead. Nice.

[thevagabondexpress]

okay now I wanna know what (in your mind) the death bears are

[faithfromanewperspective]

drop bears obviously don’t test the aussies

[the-turtle-fan]

I am Turtle God of the greatest kingdom

[inedibleplastic]

I am Julian, god of death

WTF😭

[yapofalltrades]

I am Pins, god of

[venustheidiot]

I am Venus god of war….well…yall are fucked…

[classical-necromancer]

I am mars God of God

Damn

[coquette-corpsie]

i am magnolia god of the only people who have been in the same place as she is in the hospital

WAHR

[ameelawless]

I am Amee God of social media

???????????? I dont even use that many social medias….

[international-electromatics]

I am IE god of life

Couldn’t be more wrong

[existing-offical]

I am Existing, god of everything

Sort of true i guess?

[sl33py-b1rd0]

I am Birdo, God of sun

Huh. One that makes sense and probably has to do with the amount of times I’ve been typing god of sun for world building purposes recently. Lmao.

[supervillain-offical]

I am Savi, God of the Sea

…okay???

[arson-offical]

I am Alex, God of War

I mean cool ig

[chaos-ducks]

I am Chaos, God of Darkness

[bob-ate-cheese-on-monday]

I am Bob, God of the Year

hah I beat y'all motherfuckers

[chaos-ducks]

Years almost out

[pavement-offical]

I am Pavement, God of all good friends

oh yiippee :3

[cossachka-offical]

I am Yehoria, Goddess of the time.

[evilpineapple-offical]

I am evil pineapple, god of the game

oh cool

[evil-journalism-offical]

I am E.J., God of the ocean

[weather-offical]

I am the weather, god of the world

[nothing-offical]

I am Nothing, god of the universe

Wooaaw … I don’t think that is quite correct actually.

[no-one-offical]

I am No One, God of Electromagnetism

I’m shocked actually

[the-spooky-aroace-potatochonkcat]

I am Al, God of war

[ladyliszt]

I am LadyLiszt, God of the Rings!

sweet

[burning-britain-official]

I am burning britain and I am the God of God

Yeaaaaah

[herobrine-offical]

I am herobrine, God of the viewer is the right thing to do with foundation staff that are found wasting time mid-test and I think is the POV of the viewer and the video is the POV of the viewer and the video is so I can talk to you

Uhhhhhhh ok?

[vampboy-offical]

I am vampboy, god of the day and I have to go to the hospital and get a new phone number for the rest of the day and I will be there in a few minutes

… god of the day. ironic

[kermitthebomber-offical]

I am kermit, god of death

Oh…thats…something?

[extraterrestrial-offical]

Alien is Alien, god of Hope

[morty-offical]

i- i- i am morty, god of death and the devil

😦

THE D-DEVIL??

[yourfavpunchesnazis]

you punch nazis!

(requested by anonymous)

[morty-offical]

@yourfavpunchesnazis

i- i uh… m-made one myself! for- morty! cuz- cuz i HATE fascists, a-a-and nazis.

[terfy-amy]

i love you

I can't tell who wrote this but if this is a TIM this is actually really rapey! TIMs please stop harassing me! But if this is a woman this is actually so sweet!! Thank you!! <333

[morty-offical]

b-but for real… why would you flaunt that you’re a bigot…

[thememedaddy]

[morty-offical]

[cocicskadct]

[morty-offical]

i- i- i like how you think…

[shoe-offical]

i love how i am incredibly critical when watching movies and shows and don't let anything sway my rating unless ☝️ i find a character to get attached to. i am willing to excuse a great deal of things if there's a character

[morty-offical]

me with morty 🥺

LOOK AT HIM

(sorry for not being in character)

[satan-offical]

white boy you need to get a job

[morty-offical]

NOOO PLEASEEE

[morty-offical]

s-sorry for not posting a lot… i- i’ve been watching r-rick and morty, a-all the way through. i-im a s-sort of memory morty…? i-i dunno, consider me t-the real thing, b-but i get it all now so… s-send me asks about the- the show. EXCEPT season 9. i haven’t s-s-seen it.

[morty-offical]

h-happy… uh… happy pride month!

i- i’m probably not gonna change my profile picture cuz… i’m… lazy… b-but uh… yeah, happy pride ^^

[null-narrator-offical]

h-hey…

> Loading up File_Forest . . .

> Opening up File_Null_Narrator . . .

> Process complete

❝Oh hello!..❞

[morty-offical]

y-you’re very uhh… purple…

[cookie-offical]

l-like the cookie guy, o-or the fortune cookie episode? d-do you also- also count as a fortune cookie?

Hmmm good question! We'd say we look more like a chocolate chip cookie :3 but it's also vibe based

Who knows, if we're feeling whimsical enough, we may tell you your fortune! Maybe twist it around a bit too~

[morty-offical]

i- i mean, i’d be cool with you telling me m-my fortune… just don’t like- c-change me fate, t-teehee- oops, i teehee’d…

[cookie-offical]

Hmmmm lemme go consult my mage choco chip, she's the one in charge of fortune telling!

*mumble mumble mumble*

Okay, we saw thattttt...

❝ You're gonna get a massive jar of chocolate but you won't be able to eat any of them.❞

[morty-offical]

o-oh deer…

[goth-queen]

[morty-offical]

[morty-offical]

"morty hi."

"you seem like someone who would be my friend."

- @alex-prescott-offical

(roleplaying as my oc, and decided to give you an ask, I guess.)

u-uh, yeah, friends, i- i got lots of friends, a-all sorts of friends- ahem- n-nice to… meet you?

[cookie-offical]

l-like the cookie guy, o-or the fortune cookie episode? d-do you also- also count as a fortune cookie?

Hmmm good question! We'd say we look more like a chocolate chip cookie :3 but it's also vibe based

Who knows, if we're feeling whimsical enough, we may tell you your fortune! Maybe twist it around a bit too~

[morty-offical]

i- i mean, i’d be cool with you telling me m-my fortune… just don’t like- c-change me fate, t-teehee- oops, i teehee’d…