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moruseitai replied to your post:Elevator enthusiasts. That’s a new one. Not...
i laughed so hard i cried the first time i experienced it
“You sound like you’ve experienced a lot of enthusiasm with elevators.” Thank you for the information, though Virus. Unprompted, and unwanted, but thank you.
moruseitai replied to your post: “Weerz”
youre literally murdering me
“Weerz”
moruseitai said: Perhaps if you were to fall in love with me, my life would be less difficult.
“How straight forward o’ ya. ‘M swoonin’. Can’t y’feel my love fer ya emittin’ from me?”
moruseitai replied to your post:trip thanks you all for trying so valiantly to get...
i cant believe this is happening
come on you drunk fuck GIVE ME YOUR ASS
vitri...
Who accidentally pushes a door instead of pulling/vice versaTrip. He keeps pulling once he realises too because it frustrates Virus.
Who doodles little hearts all over the desk with their initials inside themTrip. All over Virus’ paperwork.
Who starts the tickle fightsTrip. Virus has a tendency to counteract with a kick.
Who starts the pillow fightsTrip. So far the tally goes; Trip: 43, Pillow: 0, Virus: -43
Who falls asleep last, watching the other with a small affectionate smileTrip. Virus wakes up and yells at him to get out of his room, how the hell did he even get in, he locked it.
Who mistakes salt for sugarTrip. It’s not a mistake. He purposely pours salt into Virus’ coffee. It’s an attention thing, Trip needs attention. I hear toddlers use a similar method.
Who lets the microwave play the loud beeping sound at 1am in the morningTrip. Only person who needs to make popcorn at 3 am.
Who comes up with cheesy pick up linesTrip. Roses are red, Violets are blue, wanna fuck?
Who rearranges the bookshelf in alphabetical orderTrip. If by alphabetical you mean not at all.
Who licks the spoon when they’re baking browniesTrip. Then he stirs the mix and licks it again. Repeat until the bowl is empty.
Who buys candles for dinners even though there’s no special occasionTrip. He set the curtains on fire once.
Who draws little tattoos on the other with a penTrip. He loves drawing dicks on Virus’ cheek.
Who comes home with a new souvenir magnet every time they go on vacationTrip. Virus begs him to stop buying the same magnet from the Platinum Jail giftshop. They’re running out of space on the fridge.
Who convinces the other to fill out those couple surveys in the back of magazinesTrip. It never works so he fills it out for Virus. Virus swears he’s not a Sagittarius, but Trip disagrees.