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Asexual sex dreams

The most asexual dream:

I was backstage at a Depeche Mode concert, massaging a knot out of David Gahan’s neck and shoulder and had to politely refuse an offer for sex in exchange. Then it got awkward. What even is my brain?

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The most awkward moment of my life

So this evening, I was starting my laundry in the basement laundry room of my dorm and I had the entire place to myself, there was not a soul in sight or hearing range and it was kinda eerily quiet, so I start humming a song called The Mermaid to break the silence. Now The Mermaid is this really fun, sea faring song that I learned while I was participating in the cast of my university’s annual medieval fair. It involves dance moves, multiple vocal characters, and (as with all the best songs) call outs. Well pretty soon I'm not just humming, I'm singing, and singing turns into me doing the different voices for the characters, and then into me doing the call outs, and finally into me doing all the dance moves. What started out as me just humming a tune had turned into a full blown performance of this song. Now by this point my laundry is in the machine and all I have to do is stick my detergent in there and be on my merry way. I had just gotten to the last verse (where the ship sinks), and had indeed spun six times round (as per the instructions in the song) after stopping to pick up the detergent packets I had knocked on the ground while pretending to be the ships captain. And what greeted me when I stood up to finish my laundry? Two very shocked and amused frat boys. Who were wondering what in the hell I was doing singing a sea chanty with accompanying dance moves in the middle of the dorm laundry room. The next two minutes of staring silence between when I popped up, realized they were there, shout/whispered 'oh god no', and when I had the opportunity to flee were some of the most horrifically awkward of my life.

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