So, this happened...

Shameless reblogging and occasional 'suggestive etchings'. 

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[creatingblackcharacters]

The drama! The skill! The cinematography! It's ART! IT'S ALL ART!!

[renegadewangs]

Oops my hand slipped and I made even more Vox text posts! With some bonus Alastor and Valentino bullying! Check the tag for more!

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[zac--efren]

I reblogged this last year and I hung out with blink-182 backstage on March 30. Reblogging again because it worked the first time.

[scientiablr]

honestly, last year one of the best days of my life happened in late March

[emperor-julius-caesar]

I’m really looking forward to late March!

[n0elleblanc]

Happy Valentine's Day

[charitydingle]

The Ritual — 2017, dir. David Bruckner

[atouchhereandthere]

tidy wires are less of a fire hazard =)

[sepulchritude]

Peer reviewed tag from @queerkhazad

[taurus-deactivated20210526]

[123iloveyoutoo]

im sorry for reblogging this again but this tag has obliterated me

[her-eyes-dared-me-with-danger]

For anyone who’s wondering, that is a yellow spotted box fish. And they love human attention and have the personalities of small puppies. Also, if you stress them out they release a toxin that kills everything around them.

[cryoverkiltmilk]

goals

[callmebliss]

Dark And Horny, an incomplete list of songs

Pretty When You Cry, VAST

Possum Kingdom, The Toadies

Wedding Night, Von Thord

[cargopantsman]

Loverman, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds

[sapphicshart]

salem's demise by razed in black

tear you apart by she wants revenge

[introfiant]

Closer, Nine Inch Nails Heathen Child, Grinderman Worm Tamer, Grinderman Feticiera, Deftones Stitches, Orgy

[anagramofbrat]

Cold, VNV Nation

[anagramofbrat]

Stupid thing posted before I was done.

S&M, rihanna

Drive, Melissa Ferrick

The Only Time, Nine Inch Nails

Do you think I'm sexy? Revolting cocks

Pussy, Lords of Acid

I Sit on Acid, Lords of Acid

number 1 crush, Garbage

Pure Morning, Placebo

A Matter of Time, Informatik

The Ubiquitous Mr Lovegrove, Dead Can Dance

Sleazy Bed Trick, The bluetones

Come Undone, Duran Duran

Love will tear us apart, Joy Division

Angel, Massive Attack

Who's your Daddy? Lordi

Justify My Love, Madonna

[fluffmugger]

VNV Nation’s Cold and the VERY NSFW absolute banger Mig-29 remix

[fluffmugger]

Absolutely cannot believe I forgot to mention Pulp’s F.E.E.L.I.N.G.C.A.LL.E.D.L.O.V.E

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

Below the poll is a series of animal images labeled A through J. A is the least close to the birds we have today; J is the closest. If you encountered these animals in the wild, which would you call birds? If you pick a higher up option, then that means you consider all the below ones birds as well - so if you pick A, then BCDEFGHIJ are all birds. If you pick J, only J is a bird.

So - at what point would you call these animals "birds"?

A

B

C

D

E

F

G

H

I

J

Voting ended onJun 21, 2023

A:

B:

C:

D:

E:

F:

G:

H:

I:

J:

PLEASE REBLOG THIS SO IT CAN LEAVE PALAEOBLR. I NEED PEOPLE WHO DON'T RECOGNIZE THESE ANIMALS ON SIGHT TO VOTE.

I apologize to all of y'all with vision impairments for whom this poll is inaccessible. Alas, this is an experiment, and I cannot name the taxa. Thank you.

All alt text includes artist attribution; I did not make these pictures myself.

[luckyybones]

I didn’t know ‘paleoblr’ was a thing, I guess I have a tag to check out tonight lol. Also, it’s kinda hard to gauge the possible phylogeny from scientific illustrations sometimes - swear to god, they still don’t put enough feathers on the creatures we KNOW had them. STOP DRAWING THE POOR DINOS NUDE!!! So I see A through C and I’m skeptical of the accuracy of their portrayal re: their lack of feathers.

I just voted A, but if I could, I’d switch that to C- from what I can gather, that’s the point where the legs/pelvis start looking more like those of modern birds.

[a-dinosaur-a-day]

It's palaeoblr, not paleoblr! In ye olde times, paleoblr was used by the community of tumblr users who are on the paleo diet. We wanted to avoid mix ups

Also, literally every animal has some sort of feather-related covering on them, which ones do you think don't have feathers??? like, those are protofeathers/pycnofibres/featherish floofs... I admit they should all have pennaceous feathers now that we know they're in Pterosaurs, but like... poof!

[mosertone]

[cryptotheism]

How appropriate is it to describe a wizard as "An idiot who sometimes says something useful?"

Perfectly describes me and all those who came before me.

[cryptotheism]

I but stand upon the shoulders of the occasionally insightful horny mouth breathers that came before me.

[maverick-ornithography]

pelcan Mouth perfec t size for put baby in to n\ap! inside very Soft and Comfort baby sleep soundly put baby in Pelican Mouth. Put Baby In Pelican Mouth. no problems ever in peliccan mouth because good Shape and Support for baby neck weak of big baby head. Apelican Mouth yes a place for a baby put baby in pelican mouth can trust pelican for giveing good love to baby. friend pelican

[pleasureribs]

Oops! All Fresno Nightcrawlers™️

[min-play]

making a tv head cosplay tutorial is out!

[min-play]

TV Head code, recipe and instructions here 

edit it, deep fry it, do whatever you like!

[amazoogle]

[thatssomanda]

My brother saved this document and everytime he gets angry at our neighbours for being loud he prints it to their wireless printer and you can hear the wife shout “Why the fuck would you print this AGAIN?!” to her son.

[auntytimblr-deactivated20150403]

every time we serve chicken at work i think of this post

[gallusrostromegalus]

1.  If you were wondering, you can type the numbers in the works cited into google and they appear to be medical journal articles about using medical imaging to detect and diagnose a rare form of Gastritis.

2. Please enjoy the offical powerpoint presentation of this paper at an academic conference by the original author, complete with Q&A:

[zillyirk32]

THIS IS GOLD

[aprillikesthings]

oh m god please watch the video it’s some of the most contagious laughter on the planet

[artikgato]

When I saw this cross my dash tonight, I smiled and thought “yess, the chicken chicken chicken post, I get to reblog it again and inflict it on all of the people that have followed me since last time”, and then I scrolled down more and to my utter delight there was A VIDEO, needless to say my night has been made

[eliciaforever-deactivated201906]

I HAVE NOT SEEN THE CHICKEN VIDEO IN TEN DAMN YEARS HOLY SHIT

STILL FUNNY

[ruelukas22]

The bell

The last question

The woman howling in laughter 90% of the time

It’s all beautiful

It’s all

So beautiful

[explorerrowan]

I love that he was absolutely 100% prepared for a question in chickenese.

[oneangrydwarf]

[andywarnercomics]

In honor of Day of the Dead, here’s a repost of my comic about the San Francisco Columbarium and the man who spent 26 years restoring it.

This comic originally appeared on Medium at The Nib. Go check out my other work there.

[true-me-snafu]

Emmitt and the Columbarium.

[savagebeastrecords]

Stop! THIEF!

[zinnia-apologist-deactivated202]

There is absolutely no way to predict this video