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What I would do, what I would give, to touch these thighs of you

Goodnight. I hope you dream of your faves.

Friend: What's the plural of pelvis?

Me: Pelvises

Friend: Why isnt it pelvi like cactus is cacti

me: It's cactUS, not cactIS

Friend: But its like almost the same thing I dont get it

me:...

me: oh my god

i’m blogging from the grave

I was upset over something really stupid but I got home and found perfectly timed cookies thank you fedex and thank you daniel

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