how to start a russian novel
someone: accidentally bumps into a russian novel character. “Sorry.” the character: “oh my my, young gentleman! i bought this coat with my last ruble! who is your father, oh dear ivan romanovic! I just left gambling... Someone: “I don’t care-” the character: “LET ME GIVE YOU SOME VODKA, I’LL TELL YOU HOW I SUFFERED ALL MY LIFE”












