#mostly me

[draykad]

🌹 Pick a Rose 🌹

[chewyhanniebug]

laf era was way too good to the jungjun enthusiasts

[damnedrainbows]

“I’m so touched our princess thought of me for thirty whole seconds! And here I thought I was lucky just to get ten! My, her majesty must be feeling generous today!”

[l4byr1nthz1]

Being gay is so stupid why do we flirt like this.

"What if I was a lobster and you visually inspected me"

"[Video of rubber tree harvesting] Does this to you"

"Can we make a divorce cake for your birthday"

"What if we were two seperate music videos that could be played at the same time yet still separate yet so so connected" (In reference to Hey Darling Darling x Fill My Empty Soul)

"What if I was a little shimeji on your computer and I watched you all day"

"What if I was a horse and you cleaned my hooves"

[archiveofsnow]

I'm sorry I need to do unholy things to this man...🫠

[myleftpinkytoe]

So it has come to my attention that not everyone grew up with the phrase “peopled out”, which my family uses as the socialising version of “tired out”. 

Like. After a day of socialising, I would be very tired of interacting with people, and when my mom came home and wanted to chat, I’d just say “Sorry mom, I’m kind of Peopled Out today” and my mom would be like “Oh, fair enough! We can talk later”, and then she would leave me alone.

I tried to do that with an acquaintance recently and they acted like the very concept of me being tired of people-ing was a personal attack on them and I just???? I assumed this was a universal experience, like getting thirsty when it’s hot outside?????????????

[justabrainrotvictim]

Lets be real. We ALL forget to draw sunil's pupils atomically correct (i spelt anatomically wrong guys)