#motel guide notes

[snippetsfromnorthland]

Motel Instructions 1) :)

On a tatty folder " these are very expensive to produce so don't steal them "  

After a stilted welcome and definite feeling of wanting us out of the office quick fast, we read  "Please do not feel lonely - just ask and we will do what we can" - wonder what exactly   .........

"Do not iron on the carpet" .......   and the iron is where  ?