Okay, so, for the past few days I’d been debating on whether or not to do a callout, whether or not I even had the right to. All the other testimonials detail things like Vanity being fetishizing towards POC, defending a pedophile, literally causing anxiety in other people, demonizing people for their illnesses, and other personal accounts of her gross, disgusting behavior. Meanwhile the most recent thing she’d done to me was talk shit about me to various people and call me her ‘abuser’ to an entire group chat. She used to sweet-talk me about how she would defend me from an unnamed group chat of people who she claimed would call me abusive, in order to make herself seem like a good friend.
Still, I was witness to some of her behavior, and stuff she would pull on the dashboard that she’d contradict herself with, so I figured this doesn’t have to focus on just me, this will be an addition to a long list of offensive things she’s done.
note: I’m just gonna call her Vanity or Van throughout this post because Vanity fits her gross ass better plus she’s been too disrespectful to everyone for anyone to have to 'respectfully’ call her anything else just because “my abusers used to call me by my old name uvu” or w/e justification she used…… like……. duh. that was literally your name for the first two years I knew you, Van. Anyway lemme list this stuff in no particular order.
i. lied about being bi, and changed eva’s sexual orientation to panromantic/pansexual, after a long time of her and her muse being straight and her own denial of her character being anything other than straight. then used it as an excuse for her muse to have more sex, “literally schedul[ing] a lesbian threesome”. also, making Eva pan made Van suddenly realize how gay Eva was deep down. I mean, most of her prominent (and only actual RPed ships on Tumblr IIRC) involved cis male dick, but sure, Van. sure. she’s 'lesbian’ and 'pan’ alright. mmhmm.
ii. queerbaiting. not to the extent of what she did with Kohana, but on skype she teased ships between her Eva and my Phantom (phantasm-araneae), which given other people’s testimonies I’m gonna say was related to her 'civilian’ faceclaim being Sade Adu, but that ship never came about. And every pixel of affection I submitted to her Eva through Phantom on brideofsparda.tumblr was erased from that blog and never backed up through soup.io where i’m getting the blog screenshots from now. She teased making an Ifrit blog (with extra emphasis on his Arabic faceclaim, Omar Borkan Al Gala) to roleplay with Alastor and also insinuated a ship there too, and that also never happened. She gave a lot of lip service about her characters being anything other than straight cissexuals, but never actually did it. Eva was too busy getting some dick.
iii. made a post about her irritation with people portraying abuse as love and cute and reblogged other posts saying just about the same thing, yet shipped Eva with Rufus, Frollo, and Mundus, all of them abusive ships. the entire plotline with Rufus was that he withheld compensation money from Eva’s family and kept her desperate to undergo experiments that eventually killed her, as well as physically tried to hurt her, yet the characters and narration described it as love in various occassions. Frollo is Frollo. Enough said. Mundus is a fuckin doozy because her plot with that asshole for a while was that he enslaved and tortured Eva (as well as raped her), then forced her to raise Trish as her own daughter to eventually use that 'daughter’ to kill Dante. so van thinks “abuse as love” narratives are only invalid if the characters are mentally ill. if they’re neurotypical she’ll glorify it all she wants. there’s a common thread with all of these is that it is abuse, but van (with her White Liberal Feminist conception of sexuality) claims that Eva still has power over these men because they sexually desire her and their getting boners for her makes her Special and Empowered. tldr; sexual abuse is apparently not abuse, it’s 'appreciation’, and Eva’s the real instigator for being so sexy uvu sucking dick is empowering!!1!!11!!!1!!!
iv. claimed to have only a seventh grade education therefore her writing couldn’t be criticized. facebook says she graduated from lighthouse fellowship academy in 2013. they provide a K through 12 education.
v. removing the abuse tolerance part of her rules in an effort to come off as more forgiving. also doubled as a passive-aggressive diss at forza, who she literally co-opted the abuse tolerance rule from in the first place.
vi. she got $450.37 from my account to pay for her internet bills and other expenses that she whined about really really needing.
vii. claimed her grandma had cancer in feb 2016. her grandma was already dead tho? i mean not that a person can’t have more than one, but that was a pretty big deal concerning a house she was moving into. it was notable since she made a post the days before she was set to move, then the day of, it just so happened that they sold the house anyway without informing her and her family. i don’t know a lot about the legality of renting/selling houses but that sounds pretty illegal, then she used that as the jumpoff point for more donations.
viii. shaming her for her daddy kink is apparently worse than her actually having the daddy kink. i guess she missed the memo where daddy kink glorifies pedophilia and triggers abuse victims. that’s such White Kinkster bullshit it’s not even funny. she gets off on the stuff marginalized groups have been oppressed and killed over and turns it into some “sexy” bullshit, then acts like being shamed for kinks that glorify sex abuse, slavery, rape, pedophilia, etc is the Exact Same Thing as oppression. abuse = some quirky fun lifestyle decision to her. joke’s on you, van, you can’t shame someone who’s absolutely shameless.
viii-2. related, her obsession with infantilizing the women she not only roleplays against, but roleplays as, skirting pedophilia accusations by making them the minimum legal age while still leaving the questionable content. her Eva married Sparda as soon as she turned 18 (originally 17), when Sparda was well beyond 2000 years old already. quote: “she’s been married to sparda for 616 years in my canon, she’s 634 years old.” Is there a good reason Eva couldn’t have been in her 30s when getting Sparda as a contract, even if it wasn’t her first? Hell no. She also shipped her old OC Rosalyn with another character who was not only eons old (old as time itself) but who in her canon had actually raised Rosalyn as his daughter because her real father was missing. Like, “bathed her, clothed her, gave her something to eat” raised.
ix. lies.png, and i apologize for the low quality.
x. morelies.png, damnedlies.png, and evenmorelies.png. you can’t defame someone whose reputation is in the dirt already, Van. also, shitloadsmorelies.png, hypocriticalasfuck.png, superhypocritical.png, superfuckinghypocritical.png, whydafuqulyin.png, and mygoddoyouevershutup.png
xi. bullshit about onyeka not giving dante enough affection and that she’s not intimate enough, and van’s insistence that the incubus would steal dante out from under onyeka’s nose or some shit.
xii but it might as well be iii-2. that shit up top about Mundus? she later made an IC post effectively saying “he wasn’t so bad, he was nice once, he did nice things for me uvu, he’s justifiable” and OOCly tried to portray this rapist abuser murderer as just doing what princes do because “in my canon” his world was dying by collapsing in on itself. first off, van, that wasn’t your fucking canon, second, you already wrote the plot where he murdered Eva’s kids and husband and her, then abused and tortured her post-mortem somehow. That’s not amoral, that’s straight up immoral. you’re an idiot.
xiii. whined about people using her Eva as a 'general’ Eva as if her headcanons applied to other people’s interpretations, as well as bitching about people not paying attention to her interpretation. hoo boy where do I go with this one. ok. the anime faceclaim on Alastor’s blog is Dantalion from Makai Ouji: Devils and Realist. in the manga’s third chapter, Dantalion remarked on having made a deal with Cleopatra VII. I mentioned it to Van over Skype and said that that (plus Cleopatra being an Umbra Witch in Bayonetta canon) gave me a good reason to connect the two and make Alastor as Cleopatra’s Infernal Contract in his canon. She later made a headcanon post detailing that, except for the part where she described Alastor’s skin as purple despite it being mentioned on at least two different pages and a bunch of headcanon posts that his skin is pale white, not purple. He even corrected Eva in character when it was mentioned in RP! It was a minor thing that cost 0 dollars for her to adjust, so I told her to adjust it. paraphrased, Me: “If you’re gonna mention Alastor on your blog, his skin is white, not purple”. Her: “I meant that headcanon for a general Alastor, not yours”. Me: “there is no 'general’ Alastor, mine is the only one around. he doesn’t exist as Cleopatra’s contract in any general DMC or Bayonetta canon”. Her: “Even if we weren’t friends, Alastor would still be Cleopatra’s contract”. So I tossed the skype chat logs (proving I was the first to mention the possibility of her being his contract just like with his faceclaim) right back at her and told her to adjust the information and tag me in it as credit, or to not mention Alastor at all. Her solution was to excise Alastor from the Cleopatra canon in the next post she made about it, where she stated that Lucifer was Cleopatra’s contract instead. (hover for text) #pettyaf
xiv. Gloria is “exactly who she sounds like. She is who we see in Devil May Cry 4”. for those of you just tuning in, Gloria as we see her in Devil May Cry 4 is a grossly sexualized caricature of a dark-skinned woman. Here’s a post describing exactly how gross that is in game. It’s blackface. It’s a white woman literally wearing dark skin as a costume. van’s only addition to that story was a plotline where Gloria’s only notable feature is being a white woman’s best friend, and she 'unfortunately’ was contracted to an egotistical devil who abandoned her to die, while Eva herself was exceptional and desirable enough to get a selfless, caring devil willing to risk his own life to make sure she survived the Witch Hunts. then Gloria latches on to some other white lady and aids in her deception. there was another background character named Agnes that was part of Eva’s backstory too, and her only description was that she was “exotic” and that she selflessly sacrificed herself to make sure Eva ran away. Just another story about the Exceptional White Woman, Eva, and all the dark-skinned friends she has that throw their own lives away for her, nothing to see here.
xv. her admitting her pettiness about duplicates and her ego about roleplaying with them. she also accused my now-girlfriend of stealing her faceclaim and headcanons about Rebellion and Yamato, to the point where the supposedly thieving blog (swxrdisms) had to go on a hiatus. When I confronted Van about it, her only defense was “lol well she was going to deactivate anyway”. I pointed out the shit-ass logic of it and she whined about “what do you want me to do, then?” because, coming as a surprise to no one, van is a piece of shit that needs her hand held to act as a halfway decent person. “Act like an adult,” I said. She still hasn’t done that yet.
xvi. I got on her case about her flippant use of the term lynching to mean ’being yelled at/scolded’. Considering her state’s history with lynchings (they were going on while her parents + grandparents were alive), she should have known better despite her insistence that “that’s what my family told me it meant umu;;;”, so I called her a 'stupid fuck’ for it. her next course of action was to bitch at forza about how “mean” I was being towards her about it. #Van is confirmed White Trash
xvii. co-opting hypersexuality to make herself seem sympathetic. van, you are not a hypersexual. and you’re not sympathetic. you’re just pathetic. there is 0 reason for you to have been exposing minors to NSFW, talking about being attracted to a character who looks like a twelve-year old 99% of the time, and continuing that behavior even when people told you not to. you were pretty much saying hypersexuals have no restraint. you had no intention of getting help for this supposed hypersexuality that “forces” you to basically sound like a predator around people as young as 14. you even made a post on your Tumblr saying you were proud of being hypersexual and that you’d be set getting dick for the major part of every day. Because, you know, hypersexuals have no desire to function as people, according to you.
xviii. complaining on Skype about wanting to play as Laura (from The Evil Within) but having to deal with shipping wars. the biggest takeaway was that she sounded like she really wanted to RP incest but didn’t want to get in trouble for it since it was canon. like it being canon took away from the fact that it was incest.
to summarize: racism, objectification, infantilization, incest, appropriation, theft, queerbaiting, false accusations, and just generally lying. there is still more she’s done, but the receipts are on old skype logs stuck on a dead laptop. at some point i’ll be able to retrieve them.
