Nov 4, 2018
Motherhood... your 9 month old laughing at your plans to make day light savings time less miserable in the morning. Oh 5 am, how I so do not want to see you tomorrow.
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Motherhood... your 9 month old laughing at your plans to make day light savings time less miserable in the morning. Oh 5 am, how I so do not want to see you tomorrow.
Motherhood... when you wake up in the morning and wonder how your hair dried and how much work it will take to fix it for a solid 5 minutes before you realize that a. You never showered last night b. You wondering this now makes it impossible to shower.
Alternatively, it is having to ask if you showered this morning to your roommate because I honestly can’t remember if it was this morning or yesterday morning.
Motherhood... your child repeatedly waiting to poop in a newly changed fresh diaper 😑
Motherhood... double checking the baby you just literally laid down is still breathing because he is sleeping so deeply he looks dead.
Motherhood... Lady you tickle my sleeping babies feet in Walmart and the assault charge that follows will be justifiably thrown out in a court of law. Thankfully for all parties she stopped her hand in time.
Motherhood... is waking up at 8 am in a hotel room from a dead sleep in a full panic thinking your baby has died because he hasn’t woken you up yet, only to remember he is safe at home and you are on a girls weekend.
Motherhood...
These started out as a joke with my coworkers but they amuse me and make annoying situations less irritating so I am going to make them a running blog segment until I get bored of them.
Motherhood... when your iPad turns into a $300 white noise machine.
No but seriously how do people sleep with these things in their room? We live in the country and it’s usually silent and I can barely handle the feeling like something is crawling out of my brain as I try and sleep.