#mini heart attack

[snow-flake-writes]

Not me totally having a John Wick obsession rn.

However, I noticed there’s only a whole lot of x reader one-shots, not full stories. Which is a little upsetting but I get it. I, too, am lazy to write one LOL. Only because I know I’ll end up getting writers block and wont be able to finish it.

Anyway, i also noticed that the yandere stories of him are quite….odd. Not saying the writing is bad, just that they don’t seem to know how John would act and think when yandere. I just dont see him acting the way they portray him. So, imma write one myself :D Get ready for that John Wick fans.

[justwannabecat]

Just tried asking Siri to kill me quickly if the robot apocalypse ever happens… Siri tried to call the police 😭 There’s MY heart attack for the day. Thankfully I had 3 seconds to cancel it, but still… WAY too close

[moiraiinesedai]

(Source: mspike on Instagram)

Why does it feel like Rosamund is intent on trying to give me a heart attack??

Bad girls to come?? Bad girls to come?!?!

WOMAN WHAT

I will never look at Jane Bennet (or Pride and Prejudice the same way)

[somewhereinmalta]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

A not so Christmassy Christmas story. 

Let’s see how it goes.

Tagging @expo63 @fermencja @peopleshooterhat  @annoyinglydarkflower @a-different-equation just in case you want to read. 

[syntheticninjas]

Today’s mini heart attack was brought to you by

Wheres my phone?

WHERES MY PHONE?!?

OH GOD DID I LEAVE IT AT WOR-

oh there it is.

[matsun-i]

my heart stopped beating for a second..

[lovestorymp3]

@tayorswift every time I think taylor changed her profile picture

[beiguangst]

My phone:

Me: