Her off day
8:00- wake up, kids are up
8:02- feed dogs
8:05-drown in coffee
8:15- make breakfast ; eat left breakfast crumbs
8:37- clean up after breakfast
8:40- brush everyone’s teeth
9:00 start laundry, put some away
9:20- time to play; power rangers.
9:45- sneak away for a bathroom break
9:46- they found me
10:00- PBS; Daniel tiger.
10:05- change laundry over; put more away
10:30- play time again; also need a snack
10:55-need to run to the store.
11:00- get everyone dressed; shoes.
11:25- finally out the door
12:08- home, time for lunch, make lunch
12:20- clean up lunch mess
12:30- PBS; wild Krats this time
12:45 more laundry while kids are distracted
1:20 indies tired, lay down for possible nap
1:28 no nap, just play. Frustrated.
1:40 try again, success
2:00 spongebob for me and lee; take a minute, breathe. Scroll.
2:30 pick up playroom, living room, check laundry (never ending)
3:50 indies awake
4:00 more snacks
4:18 more play in the hallway
5:00 sneak away for some online shopping, maybe close eyes for a minute
5:16-...finds pants
5:28 “mommy come play let’s read”
5:30 read 10 books
6:10 jump on the trampoline
7:00 make dinner
7:45 groan at the dirty dishes yet again
8:05 finally clean kitchen and dishes
8:30 bath time fun
9:00 movie time
10:00 kids are asleep; yay
10:30 shower
11 sleep
Repeat on off days.
His off day
10:00 wake up, maybe.
10:30 smoke
10:36 watch whatever you want on other tv
12:10 eats lunch that’s made
12:45 scroll Facebook
12:52 smoke
1:00 fall asleep on couch
4:00 wake up, again
4:04 yell at kids for playing & accidentally spilling water
4:15 back on fb
5:00 looks at motorcycles
5:15 why can’t I find my pants!?
5:32 smokes
6:00 outside looking at bike
6:10 plays with kids
6:15 done playing
7:04 eats
9:00 watch kids movie
10:04 watches whatever he wants

















